Weather Alert... Shortbus county....BEWARE-FALLING-AIR

 

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

WATCH OUT!!!

The AIR is FALLIING!!!

 

Hello,

@ R!f@@,
Wich scary cat?
I only have 5 of them.

Bertus

 

It started out with one cat. Carmen. Then she played with the big boys, and there were kittens. We gave 4 away, and got stuck with one. Electra. So now we had two cats. They were on the pill. Until one day, we're out of pills. So first Carmen got 5 kittens, then Electra got 5 kittens. That's twelve. Now all but one kitten is gone. This kitten has a malfunction in the brain. It's kind of like ADHD on meth! Funny thing is; she is not proportional. She has one extra toe on each leg, and the back legs are a bit too long, so she's constant going downhill.

 

Oooh!! Bertus....u have cats?

 

Hello,

Yes. You will see that the cat at nr. 2 is also used as my avatar.

Bertus

 

More pictures, OK.
Here's one I took in the Canary Islands.
It's a stray but they look after and feed them over there.
You can imagine how sunny it was by how narrow the pupils are.

 

It started out with one cat. Carmen. Then she played with the big boys, and there were kittens. We gave 4 away, and got stuck with one. Electra. So now we had two cats. They were on the pill. Until one day, we're out of pills. So first Carmen got 5 kittens, then Electra got 5 kittens. That's twelve. Now all but one kitten is gone. This kitten has a malfunction in the brain. It's kind of like ADHD on meth! Funny thing is; she is not proportional. She has one extra toe on each leg, and the back legs are a bit too long, so she's constant going downhill.

It is our ability to love such animals that makes us human. We had a one-eyed dog once (Sue). She loved us too.

John

 

A few more photos of the cats here (and some other shots).
There are no photos of me on there
www.marksphotos.info/Fuerteventra/fuerteventura.html
www.marksphotos.info

 

The Cats keep a neat house,too bad you can,t Smell falling air on print,
no body got the Shortbus alert. I'm sure your cats don't have falling air.
A Moderator wouldn't allow It. Merry Christmas and thank for allowing
the comic relief.

 

my food:

 

my plant:

 

have you ever eat this kind of food,we call it cotton sugur.when I was young ,used to eat this. now it is rare

 

We call it Cotton Candy. It it at fairs and concerts.

We can get it at the corner store here. Its called "Fluffy Stuff".

 

Is called candy floss here, very tasty. Yours looks like a cloud!

I just found water dripping out of my boiler. Took it apart and discovered that somehow the melting snow on the roof was dripping into the exhaust. The good thing is that it doesn't seem to be going anywhere important. I turned the power off, obviously.

 

My plant:
It flowers in about January or February, I've had it for about 10 years.

 

I have a nice amaryllis that grows in complete darkness.

After a few years in the kitchen, a re-build led to the plant being put in the basement.

The next year, I went into the windowless work room where it was stored, and the bulb had grown leaves, stalk, and began to bud.

I dont know if it would have flowered in the dark, but that would have been a waste, because it is such a beautiful flower.

 

now,my plant is the most ugly one,I hate you!

 

They are all nice plants, I like the colour of your flowers.

 

now,my plant is the most ugly one,I hate you!

Well if you would have shown your face photo, we would not have seen your plant.

Your fault!