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BillO

Joined Nov 24, 2008
1,001
Well, here we are at post 189.

To your left you'll see the meek and good hearted liberalists, to your right you'll see the anrgy and confused conservative bulls.

Let's move on to post 190...
 

jpanhalt

Joined Jan 18, 2008
11,087
I tend to think of conservatives like Eagles. They soar above the mice, rats, and snakes to swoop in for the kill. :D

John
 
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BillO

Joined Nov 24, 2008
1,001
Now, here at post 194 we can see the picture of Willie Dick.

It was heard that Willie, a boat fan, had the biggest Johnson on the lake. However, the story depicted here has to do with his wife, Pussy Dick. Apparently Pussy heard that someone had killed the beaver that maintained the dam that kept their lake. She was literally incensed that someone had, without her permission, went shooting in her bush. In a fit of hysteria, Pussy headed off by herself in her canoe screaming, “Nobody shoots Pussy’s beaver from her bush!” or something of that nature. The neighbours feared she would do something drastic and planned to capture her and put her in confinement. The best they could come up with was an old piano crate. They got their crate and headed over to Willie’s and said to him “Willie, your wife needs to be controlled. She will end up in real trouble if we don’t do some thing. We want to get out your big Johnson and chase her down with it. Snatch that Pussy and put her in a box!”

Well…

Lets mosey on to post 195…
 

VoodooMojo

Joined Nov 28, 2009
505
#196:

Do you know the difference between "guts" and "balls"?

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next".
 

retched

Joined Dec 5, 2009
5,207
Noo.. you guys haven't been drinking.

;)

I have been swirlin' a glass of:

Old New England EGG NOG

Made with Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey, Rum, Brandy, and 3 year old Blended Whiskey.

I tried to send a picture of my egg nog to cheers everyone, but my cell phone has no data service in the sticks.

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SUCCESS!

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retched

Joined Dec 5, 2009
5,207
Voodoo, If you are serious, I would love to join you for a toast of Absinthe sometime. I have not have good Absinthe in about 10 years. I was lucky enough to find someone with a few bottles aboard.

Interesting evening. Did the whole "sugar cube" process.

Horrid taste, great time.
 
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