https://www.al.com/news/2022/02/drunk-sisters-take-off-clothes-fight-at-disney-world.html

Two sisters got fantastically drunk at Disney World and got into a fight, but not without first taking their clothes off.

WDW News Day (WDWNT)—a news organization focused on anything and everything going on at Disney parks—reports how the 29-year-old and 31-year-old women had been visiting their family on vacation in Orlando, Fla., when they decided to drop by Disney Springs.

 

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/l...-chase-through-orlando-airport-officials-say/

VIDEO: Drunken woman on motorized suitcase leads police chase through Orlando airport, officials say

 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/naked-lawyer-collar-567420

FEBRUARY 21--After she was refused service by a bar manager, a drunk Florida Lawyer went into the restroom and then emerged “unclothed and completely naked,” according to police who charged her with disorderly conduct.

According to an arrest report, Kelly Elkins, 49, entered the Beach Lounge in St. Pete Beach around 2:15 AM Friday, but was “intoxicated to the point

the manager refused to server her.”

 

...“unclothed and completely naked,”...

Wow, she must have been really drunk to get both unclothed AND completely naked.

 

It's called Revenge of the NAKED Middle Aged Woman. She wanted to give the maximum effort to scare them.

 

 

https://www.kptv.com/2022/03/06/body-missing-fla-woman-found-backyard-septic-tank/

JENSEN BEACH, Fla. (AP) - The body of a Florida woman was found by deputies in a septic tank buried in her backyard, and her handyman has been charged with murder.

The Martin County Sheriff’s Office said Saturday in a Facebook post that investigators in Jensen Beach, Florida, found what’s believed to be the body of 57-year-old Cynthia Cole submerged in the septic tank.

 

https://www.kptv.com/2022/03/06/body-missing-fla-woman-found-backyard-septic-tank/

Was that 2nd-degree murder or number-2 murder?

 

Florida boy, 5, who attacked teacher, lacked intent necessary for prosecution, legal experts say​

A 5-year-old Florida boy, who police say severely beat his teacher but will not be charged over the incident, lacked the criminal intent that would be needed for prosecution, legal experts said.

The attack left a special education instructor at Pines Lakes Elementary School "sitting on the ground against the wall" when first responders reached her, as she appeared "to be in a faint state," according to Pembroke Pines police.

 

https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-teacher-accused-of-biting-2-students-over-jar-of-pickles

Florida teacher accused of biting 2 students over jar of pickles

https://www.fox13news.com/news/flor...ave-meth-tested-for-authenticity-deputies-say

Florida man calls 911 to have meth tested for authenticity, deputies say

 

https://wsvn.com/news/local/thief-c...iami-shoe-store-leaves-with-20-left-sneakers/

Thief caught on camera burglarizing Miami shoe store, leaves with 20 left sneakers

 

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/l...-chase-through-orlando-airport-officials-say/

VIDEO: Drunken woman on motorized suitcase leads police chase through Orlando airport, officials say

I know it's late but I snorted a half cup of coffee at just the headline..

 

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article260255565.html
Alligator crawls under man’s truck at Florida red light, then shakes it from beneath

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1320180678488331

 

https://www.firstcoastnews.com/arti...truck/77-c83a3113-f949-436e-bd30-985638245932

Baby alligator, syringes of meth and guns allegedly found during Collier County traffic stop

 

https://www.kptv.com/2022/04/09/pol...ys-shoot-each-other-while-wearing-body-armor/
Police: Teen dies after boys shoot at each other while wearing body armor

BELLEVIEW, Fla. (Gray News) - A Florida teenager is dead and two others have been arrested after police said the boys took turns shooting at each other while wearing body armor.

The Belleview Police Department responded to a call of a shooting over the weekend at a house and found 16-year-old Christopher Leroy Broad Jr. shot inside of the home. He was transported to a hospital but died from his injuries.

Police said through their investigation they found 17-year-old Joshua Vining and Broad were taking turns shooting at each other while wearing a vest that contained a form of body armor. BPD Sgt. Michael Miley said Broad Jr. died after he was hit by a bullet fired by Vining, according to the evidence found.

 

I'm not sure a crime was committed. There was no intent and he did it with the permission of the "victim" - implied because they were taking turns. It will be interesting to hear if he is cut loose by the DA.

 

In my state it is illegal to discharge a firearm within 500 feet of a dwelling, so it would certainly be a crime here.

Bob

 

In my state it is illegal to discharge a firearm within 500 feet of a dwelling, so it would certainly be a crime here.

Bob

Yup, in my state a misdemeanor and likely a citation instead of an arrest.

 

Looking in details in Florida, there are laws for discharging weapons in public property within 500 feet of a residence (private building) or (amended in 2012j firing outdoors across neighboring property if fired from private property. No laws governing indoor discharge of a firearm on private property.

i see possible negligent homocide but it really depends on the claim the vest manufacturer made to determine how negligent they were. Could be a case of product failure.

 

I think inside a residence is certainly within 500 feet of residence.

Bob