Man gets bitten in the leg when he mistakes an alligator for a dog…

https://dailyboulder.com/florida-ma...Bcbd7Ka0nvE3bRY&fs=e&s=cl#l464fg5887gufokduob

 

Man gets bitten in the leg when he mistakes an alligator for a dog…

https://dailyboulder.com/florida-ma...Bcbd7Ka0nvE3bRY&fs=e&s=cl#l464fg5887gufokduob

Look at all the little puppies.

 

Look at all the little puppies.
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https://www.stripes.com/theaters/us/2022-06-28/miami-gunman-fake-navy-seal-6485436.html
Court tells Miami gunman who went on racist tirade he is banned from pretending to be a Navy SEAL

 

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local...ng-music-in-car-a-punishable-offense/2791819/
New Florida Law Makes Blasting Music in Car A Punishable Offense

 

Wish they had that law here.

 

Wish they had that law here.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1042448250890940417

 

https://arstechnica.com/science/202...nails-that-spread-brain-invading-worms-again/

Escargot anyone?

 

https://arstechnica.com/science/202...nails-that-spread-brain-invading-worms-again/

Escargot anyone?

 

https://apnews.com/article/police-florida-fort-lauderdale-ed03521826c0f70b1d455b4e7fc3e6cb
Has Florida Man finally met his match? Meet Florida Sheriff

 

Pretty sad when a state’s claim to fame is their colorful criminals and equally colorful sheriffs. Must be great for tourism.

 

Pretty sad when a state’s claim to fame is their colorful criminals and equally colorful sheriffs. Must be great for tourism.

Ummm...we also have alligators.

 

Ummm...we also have alligators.

There is that and:


My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

— Jerry Seinfeld

 

I haven't seen a drive-thru liquor store but they do have drive-thru quick marts with beer and wine. Shop without leaving your car. Surprisingly, the idea hasn't caught on in other states. They do have a drive-thru window at some liquor stores but so do other states. Would have been fun to drive my ole 69 Camaro with the 3" exhaust pipes through one and listen to the reverb. pocketa pocketa pocketa

 

Would have been fun to drive my ole 69 Camaro with the 3" exhaust pipes through one and listen to the reverb. pocketa pocketa pocketa

My brother-in-law is working on one. Engine not yet in but a sweet 396 waiting to go in. The 69s are sought after since GM had a strike that year so not as many were made. He has offers for the car as is for 35K. Original orange paint color. Really coming out nice.

Ron

 

https://urbanhollywood411.com/rapper-rollie-bands-killed-after-instagram-taunt/
Rapper Rollie Bands Killed After Taunting Enemies on Instagram

Tampa, Florida rapper Rollie Bands was fatally shot over the weekend after posting a message on Instagram telling his enemies he was on his way home if they “want smoke.”

“A lot of these ni–as kno [sic] where I live at fr,” he wrote in an Instagram Story, according to a screengrab captured by media outlet Onsite! “I sleep in peace. If a ni–a want smoke I’m at my crib in 5 mins.”

A short time later, an adult male was gunned down in the parking lot of an apartment complex at 12708 Bruce B Downs Boulevard in Tampa, authorities said.

Not the smartest move by Florida-man.

 

Bwana, we go hunt chinese space dragons?
Florida man attempts to break into Space Force base to warn of alien-dragon space war (msn.com)

 

Bwana, we go hunt chinese space dragons?
Florida man attempts to break into Space Force base to warn of alien-dragon space war (msn.com)

Florida-man, repeat, there are no Alien Dragon Invaders.

Spoiler

In the book Rico is Asian.

I added something to myself and Bennie said "What did you say?"

"Sorry, Bernado. Just an old saying in my own language....."

"But what language was it?"

"Tagalog. My native language."

(End of Chapter 13)