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nsaspook

Joined Aug 27, 2009
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https://denver.cbslocal.com/2018/05/31/woman-crystal-meth-arrest/
ST. AUGUSTINE, FL (CBS Local) – A Florida woman’s name made for an interesting police report in St. Augustine, particularly since it happened to match the crime she’s accused of committing.

Forty-year-old Crystal Methvin was taken into custody after being charged with possession of crystal meth, according to the St. Augustine Police Department. Methvin was arrested on May 26 after officers got a tip that a woman was sitting in a car on the side of a local highway.

When police arrived, Methvin only had a Florida ID card and didn’t have her driver’s license. As officers searched the car they reportedly discovered crystal meth in a plastic bag in Methvin’s purse.
 

nsaspook

Joined Aug 27, 2009
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https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article257192587.html
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How a Key West bartender and his boss helped solve the burning of a beloved landmark
So how did a bartender turn into a detective? Briody recognized one face from a Southernmost Point webcam video circulating online. He said he served the man on New Year’s Eve that police later identified as a suspect, Skylar Jacobson, 21, of Henrietta, Texas. The customer ordered drinks three times and never tipped, Briody recalled. “I knew immediately that I had served him and that he had used a card, so his name would be on the slips,” Briody said in an interview via Facebook message.
“I simply remembered serving the one guy and things progressed from there,” he said in a Facebook message. “Daylin’s detective skills definitely solved the case and obviously the rest of the credit goes to the KWPD for all of their hard work.” But he was still given a reward: a case of rum. Paul Menta, who owns a rum distillery in downtown Key West, had promised a case to the person who could help police identify the suspects.
 

nsaspook

Joined Aug 27, 2009
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https://spectrumlocalnews.com/tx/so...owing-containers-of-glitter-at-clearwater-man

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CLEARWATER, Fla -- Two friends are now each facing a felony charge after police said they went into a man's apartment and threw glitter at him.

According to an arrest affidavit, Sarah Franks, 29, arrived at the victim's Clearwater apartment on January 10 just before 3 a.m. The report states Franks started arguing with the man who was standing in his fenced-in balcony and proceeded to throw a container of glitter at him.

Franks then climbed over the fence and walked into the man's apartment where she threw more containers of glitter at him, the arrest affidavit states.

She proceeded to unlock the door and let in Kaitlin O'Donovan, 27, who also threw containers of glitter at the man, according to the affidavit.

The two took off and Clearwater Police located the vehicle stating it was 'warm to the touch and glitter was observed on the inside of the vehicle.'
 

nsaspook

Joined Aug 27, 2009
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https://www.wvlt.tv/2022/01/29/flor...-transfer-problem-inmate-with-cake-ice-cream/
Florida sheriff’s office celebrates transfer of ‘problem’ inmate with cake, ice cream
Convicted killer Kimberly Kessler was transported Friday morning from Nassau County Jail to the Florida Women’s Reception Center to begin her life sentence.

Kessler had been in the care of the Nassau County Sheriff’s Office for three and a half years. According to the sheriff, Kessler was known for giving jail staff a hard time, including throwing feces at them, and smearing it on herself.
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nsaspook

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/ramen-battery-arrest-287530
Man Jailed On Ramen Noodle Battery Charge

A Florida Man is behind bars after allegedly battering a female victim with hot ramen noodles, according to police.

Responding Friday morning to a domestic disturbance call at a Fort Pierce residence, sheriff’s deputies spoke to a woman who said she was struck with noodles thrown by Brandon Smith, 21, following a dispute over allowing Smith’s dog onto a bed.
 

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