How much does this job pay?

 

https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2016/08/16/florida-now-has-a-capybara-problem

 

https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2016/08/16/florida-now-has-a-capybara-problem

Looks like a yummy meal for a Burmese python.

 

Looks like a yummy meal for a Burmese python.

Add a little bacon.
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An African warthog was apparently living that hakuna matata lifestyle in Florida, until wildlife officials captured it near a St. Lucie County neighborhood.

 

How much does this job pay?

What is a few extra golf balls worth?? When I was diving I new a guy that would dive for golf balls at golf courses. He was in a dry suit that required air pressure from your tank so you can ascend. The rule is that you ascend once our air pressure falls below 300 psi. Far more important when you have a drysuit.

He had a load of balls and made his ascent. Got to the surface, noticed he was below the 300 psi limit. But there were a few more balls to be gotten. He dove back down, ran out of air. He could not inflat his suit. Apparently he did not have the presence of mind to drop his weight belt and drowned trying to kick his way to the surface. Dead because he wanted more balls.

 

Add a little bacon.
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An African warthog was apparently living that hakuna matata lifestyle in Florida, until wildlife officials captured it near a St. Lucie County neighborhood.

Just don't call him a pig...

 

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/feat...gator-traffic-jam-highway-20180403-story.html

"Deputies from the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office were dispatched to keep traffic moving away from the gator which seemed to be lounging alongside of the road."

Along the causeway going out to Cape Canaveral, there are signs that say something like "Alligators. No stopping". And, yes, I did see at least one alligator in the ditch paralleling the road.

 

"Deputies from the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office were dispatched to keep traffic moving away from the gator which seemed to be lounging alongside of the road."

Along the causeway going out to Cape Canaveral, there are signs that say something like "Alligators. No stopping". And, yes, I did see at least one alligator in the ditch paralleling the road.

Jim, it's your time for road duty.

 

Jim, it's your time for road duty.

Adds a new meaning to "road kill".

 

Jim, it's your time for road duty.

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What makes Florida the most sinful state? Where do we begin?

http://www.miamiherald.com/living/article201298864.html

 

What makes Florida the most sinful state? Where do we begin?

http://www.miamiherald.com/living/article201298864.html

We are the best at everything we do.

 

We are the best at everything we do.

"But bad at the basic seven deadly sins: Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, Pride".

All I see there is seven good reasons to move to Florida.

Ron

 

"But bad at the basic seven deadly sins: Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, Pride".

All I see there is seven good reasons to move to Florida.

Ron

They do have a nice native (Seminole) casino with plenty of Lust, Gluttony and Greed that we stopped at on the trip from Orlando to the Keys.

 

They do have a nice native (Seminole) casino with plenty of Lust, Gluttony and Greed that we stopped at on the trip from Orlando to the Keys.

That means you passed right by the Seminole Hard Rock down the road from me without stopping either there, or at my house.

 

That means you passed right by the Seminole Hard Rock down the road from me without stopping either there, or at my house.

Next time buddy, maybe in 2020.

 

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/alligator-tarmac-holds-spirit-airlines-161709688.html

 

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article212673589.html

The Lawless C9 Basin

The property lays in the rural C9 Basin, just 12 miles northwest of Hialeah but a sometimes lawless world away from Miami-Dade's suburbs and cities. The region north of Okeechobee Road is a wild collection of farmland, nurseries and quarries — and the setting for unregulated slaughterhouses, ramshackle and unpermitted buildings, illegal dumping and underground cockfighting.

In 2010, Miami-Dade authorities, responding to complaints from animal-rights activists, started a task force to crack down on slaughterhouses and illegal structures in the basin. In all, 20 cockfighting arenas were discovered, and 175 properties were cited for having illegal structures, including the land where Garcia would be shot and killed.

"This is nothing new in the C9. This is historically where it happens," said Rick Roig, the assistant director of the county's code compliance office.

 

It's stupidity like this that makes me embarrassed to be a Floridian.