I prefer old school...

I'm not sure it will fit you.

 

I'm not sure it will fit you.

Hey, I'd beg her to tie me up with that golden lasso and make me tell the truth!

 

And what truth would that be?

 

And what truth would that be?

That her bra didn't fit him?

 

And what truth would that be?

That she can be fun at a casino, if you're a winner.

 

That she can be fun at a casino, if you're a winner.

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I know someone named Linda Carter. She used to hate it. Now people don't even remember that a Linda Carter was a famous name.

 

FBI warns of "Deep Fake" job applicants!
Remote work has created yet another problem — colleagues who may be deepfakes (msn.com)

 

FBI warns of "Deep Fake" job applicants!
Remote work has created yet another problem — colleagues who may be deepfakes (msn.com)

Fooled me.

 

https://metro.co.uk/2022/08/05/wood...for-baby-who-looks-exactly-like-him-17136525/
Woody Harrelson pens poem for baby who looks exactly like him: ‘You have a wonderful smile’

 

Border Patrol Agents told us that the Smugglers are telling these illegal crossers to pretend to have an injury. In this case, the two injured on the wall were being watched on camera and had no injuries until it was time to come down the wall. The pregnant woman was seen running along the wall, and then suddenly stopped and lay down telling the agents she couldn’t move at all.

POST# 10,000

 

POST# 10,000

At least they aren't hurting, cutting the wall.

 

At least they aren't hurting, cutting the wall.

Exactly, why climb and fake being hurt when you can just walk in.

 

NSFW language.

Spoiler

 

NSFW language.

Spoiler

The chickens were solving a captcha.

 

Rory McIlroy throws fan's remote-controlled ball into water at BMW Championship​

From human streakers to deer and alligators, course intruders have taken many forms in golf's long history, but Saturday saw a 21st century twist on the trespassing trend -- a remote-controlled ball.

 

 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news...wed-500m-in-parking-fines-no-one-is-paying-up

New York City is owed $500m in parking fines. No one is paying up

According to the data, one of the biggest scofflaws is a white refrigerated truck with Indiana plates that has racked up $139,920 in unpaid fines, for parking in bike lanes, bus lanes, crosswalks and more. Another white refrigerated truck with Minnesota plates has run up $126,355 in unpaid fines, for violations including repeatedly parking in bike lanes and double parking in Midtown Manhattan.

It’s perhaps no surprise that that New York’s closest neighbor, New Jersey, has amassed the most unpaid New York City traffic fines of any other state: $172.2m, according to public data. (Pennsylvania is second, with $89.4m.) But cars from states much farther away – Texas and Florida – rank next, with about $35.8m in unpaid tickets each.

 

https://www.newsflare.com/video/512...er-igniting-foam-roll-with-a-lighter-in-china
Man sparks warehouse fire after igniting foam roll with a lighter in China

 

"Yellowstone Zone of Death"