Nothing is impossible with vodka.
https://www.rt.com/viral/360631-russian-teen-survives-fall/

All of this happened in the Siberian city of Novosibirsk at around 5pm local time. The teenager tried to impress the girl that was with him in the apartment. According to the police report, he climbed over the balcony fencing and swung off the handrails. His grip slipped and he fell.

The teenager landed on a parked Renault Logan that allegedly softened the blow. He was quickly transferred to a nearby emergency care facility.

 

23 stories!! I'll bet the girl was indeed impressed.

 

Hello,

Would you dare to do wingsuit jumping?

Bertus

 

23 stories!! I'll bet the girl was indeed impressed.

23 stories!! is an impressive improvement.

Nothing is impossible with vodka.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ne...torey-fall-twice/story-e6frev20-1225697113693

"I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again - out of the window."

 

Would you dare to do wingsuit jumping?

Not a chance!
After 14 broken bones, I don't even stand between cars in a parking lot.

 

I'd rather jump than have to build that rickety platform.

 

How about jumping off in one of these contraptions?

http://www.redbullflugtag.com/usa/

 

https://www.cnet.com/news/watch-240-pounds-mercury-flushed-down-a-toilet/

http://offbeatoregon.com/H1006d_BiliousPills.html

 

https://www.cnet.com/news/hikers-dr...eals-a-rare-sight/#ftag=YHF65cbda0?yptr=yahoo

 

http://venturebeat.com/2016/09/30/y...ng-model-for-classifying-pornographic-images/

Deep learning?

 

I can't sleep now!

 

http://www.copblock.org/166744/desp...read-and-multiplied-across-the-united-states/

"anybody who has been to the circus knows that clowns can use their magical powers to fit at least a dozen of their cohorts into a really tiny car. Just imagine how many clowns are hiding out in something as big as a van."

 

Too weird for the War on Cops Thread.
Border guards in India arrested a pigeon.

https://www.rt.com/news/361384-pigeon-arrested-india-pakistan/

 

http://www.sioctopusdisaster.com/

 

 

A 17-year-old girl is accused of shocking a Pizza Hut delivery driver with a Taser before making off with his order early Friday morning, records show.
...
The teens were uncooperative in answering questions from police, according to the affidavit, and one of them said, "We took the pizza. When you're hungry, you're hungry."
http://www.oregonlive.com/gresham/index.ssf/2016/09/girl_17_tased_pizza_man_and_st.html

 

A 17-year-old girl is accused of shocking a Pizza Hut delivery driver with a Taser before making off with his order early Friday morning, records show.
...
The teens were uncooperative in answering questions from police, according to the affidavit, and one of them said, "We took the pizza. When you're hungry, you're hungry."
http://www.oregonlive.com/gresham/index.ssf/2016/09/girl_17_tased_pizza_man_and_st.html

Interesting line of thought.
- She was hungry.
- There is lots of food in her city
- The food is owned by someone else
- She gets a Taser go non-leathal 'hunting' for pizza.

 

Too weird for the War on Cops Thread.
Border guards in India arrested a pigeon.

https://www.rt.com/news/361384-pigeon-arrested-india-pakistan/

http://ifpnews.com/news/world/middl...red-mocking-isis-leader-abu-bakr-al-baghdadi/

http://ifpnews.com/news/society/environment/2016/10/china-banned-buying-donkeys/

 

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/09/3...-plea-deal-in-strangling-aretha-franklin.html

"Denzel Washington takes plea deal in strangling of Aretha Franklin"