They didn't go to Georgia Tech by any chance?A friend of one of my technicians told me how, once when they were in college together, she got a frantic call from my tech asking her to come to the bar and "rescue" her.
Please hurry, it's an emergency!
Are you hurt?
No
Is someone threatening you?
No
Is your car damaged?
No
Then what's the problem?
It's nickel beer night and I'm out of change!
Calling Dr. Quack to surgery.Velkovska reportedly discovered the mistake after receiving an X-ray that not only showed her vagina and colon had been tied together, but also that her carcinoma was still intact. She opted to have the skin cancer removed at another institution. The botched procedure took place at the September 8th Hospital in the Macedonia capital of Skopje.
Japan's Atsuki Higashiyama and Kohei Adachi were granted the Perception Ig Nobel for a paper on how objects look different when one bends over and views them through one's legs.
There should be some good jokes there but I'm too grossed out to create one myself.
I'm not a bigot! I don't have sex with anybody. That includes both men and women!#12.......according to the new academic social paradigm, it shouldn't matter. There is no difference between male and female. And if your believe there is, your are a religious bigot. You are a deplorable.
I had a good doctor for 20 years. From that, I know what a good doctor looks like. I have refused at least 11 medical or surgical procedures in the last 5 years.Medicine directly kills over 500,000 in this country per year.
I have several ideas which are not suitable on this website.There should be some good jokes there but I'm too grossed out to create one myself.