(why does copy/paste capitalise everything and put in full stops......)

A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?”

The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a person who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out a bat, and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!”

“Wow that’s impressive, “When did this happen?”

“About three minutes ago,” came the reply.

 

q - whats the slippiest country in the world?
a - greece

Really, you use the word, "Slippy" (slippiest) in Australia? Or is that a typo?
In Western Pennsylvania, people talk about poor driving conditions or a wet floor or whatever, they say "it's a little slippy". The rest of this country says, "slippery".

 

ignore this post.

 

slip used in many countries

adjective

from ones grasp - a slippery bar of soap
current - my clutch is slipping
past - i stood on a banana and slipped
awkward situation - the wife caught me wearing her slip

 

In Tennessee they say" the roads are slick"

 

slip used in many countries

adjective

from ones grasp - a slippery bar of soap
current - my clutch is slipping
past - i stood on a banana and slipped
awkward situation - the wife caught me wearing her slip

Slip, yes. Slippy, no.

 

you guys are slipping up with the jokes.. please slip some more into this thread, otherwise you may be accused of being a slipper..(and pole less)

 

Perfect sponsor for the Patriots...

 

 

 

ignore this post.

No matter how much you insist, no, I can't.

 

 

It's an RTL 2 bit adder. What's the big deal?

 

Slip, yes. Slippy, no.

here's me thinking i was typing a joke, feel free to accept the hook, line and sinker award

 

Hey, you've copied my post. And I believe you've copied the one about backup, too.

 

 

Hey, you've copied my post. And I believe you've copied the one about backup, too.

Plagiarism within the same thread... that's new to me...

 

I was thinking about starting a new thread for this... but I belive this article is a joke in itself.
I have a cat... and probably #5 would've come in handy...

 

 

spotted in a restaurant: