Note: I do spell pretty well. (Used "Proofread" tool. OK ? ? ?) j.k.

If you spell pretty well, you're not spelling it wrong.

 

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Ha Ha, can't fool a printer.

 

Spoiler

 

The gopher's face, sensing that he is completely and absolutely doomed!

 

@ThePanMan literally used the bank -- in every sense of the word.

If it's your bank and you want them to honor a check for $100 at face value then you should have a checking account fee. Your check is a promissory note for X value and should be honored at X value, not X - an arbitrary $35.00 fee. They're not paying the teller $35.00 an hour, nor am I at their window an hour. Nor is their electricity bill running up just because I walked in the door. I don't think I 'USED' the bank. I think I did business with them. Based on their rules of engagement I played their game by their rules.

And now back to your regularly scheduled jokes thread.

 

If you spell pretty well, you're not spelling it wrong.

Before I edited the post it said "I do spell pretty good." That's what BobTPH was poking fun at.

 

Before I edited the post it said "I do spell pretty good." That's what BobTPH was poking fun at.

And my reply was nothing more than a fun double pun.

 

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I am sure that most people were expecting a “wardrobe malfunction”.

 

I am sure that most people were expecting a “wardrobe malfunction”.

One should be so lucky ...

 

I am sure that most people were expecting a “wardrobe malfunction”.

Not expecting, but hoping.

 

Even more so than Janet Jackson, we will always owe a Tip O' The Hat to the unknown wordsmith journalist who introduced Wardrobe Malfunction into the common persons lexicon!

 

 

 

This is beyond funny.

 

But I do feel lightheaded this morning.

 

This made it real.

 

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