The Jokes thread


Joined Jun 6, 2011
spotted in a restaurant:

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All jokes aside, there'll be no life expectancy growing by leaps and bounds simply through eating green vegetables.

Look at this graph:


Lower infant mortality, and better nutrition, medicine, and technology has inflated the area under the curve over the past 100 years, but, there is, and always has been a brick wall between 100 and 110 years old. IMHO, only genetic engineering will start pushing this graph right-ward. Not food.


Joined Oct 2, 2009
In fact, I used to be quite skilled. Here is me in my freshman year juggling on a unicycle down the dorm hallway:
You've got one up on me. I can juggle. I can ride a unicycle. Haven't tried both at the same time yet. What's the secret?

Keep your eyes on the balls? Which ones take priority?