NMSquirrel
- Joined Jan 11, 2015
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#3,8,9, and 10.. yes I know I don't need a brontosaurus, but it would look cool in my yardI was thinking about starting a new thread for this... but I belive this article is a joke in itself.
I have a cat... and probably #5 would've come in handy...
All jokes aside, there'll be no life expectancy growing by leaps and bounds simply through eating green vegetables.
Judging from the way you look today... that must've been the fall semester of 1938...In fact, I used to be quite skilled. Here is me in my freshman year juggling on a unicycle down the dorm hallway:
You've got one up on me. I can juggle. I can ride a unicycle. Haven't tried both at the same time yet. What's the secret?In fact, I used to be quite skilled. Here is me in my freshman year juggling on a unicycle down the dorm hallway:
You mean which balls take priority?You've got one up on me. I can juggle. I can ride a unicycle. Haven't tried both at the same time yet. What's the secret?
Keep your eyes on the balls? Which ones take priority?
IIRC, that would've been the spring...Judging from the way you look today... that must've been the fall semester of 1938...
I know you are not going to believe this, but...What's the secret?
Absolutely! In fact, I get the same feeling whenever I produce some really cool .asm code that could've never been done in C -- or that "actual" programmers would say was impossible.Apparently your brain produces its own methamphetamines!
What extremes we visit upon ourselves for the opposite sex...FYI, I got the girl...
Dating is nothing. Marriage is when you learn what "going to extremes" really means...What extremes we visit upon ourselves for the opposite sex...
Oh...you meant the extremely extreme !Dating is nothing. Marriage is when you learn what "going to extremes" really means...
And the "get" out of "getting".In my experience, marriage takes the, "laid" out of getting laid.
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