As a Mexican... I like it that they used a corona look-alike for this little gig...

I drink three beers:

Guiness
Corona (with a lime, of course)
Red Stripe (ya mon!)

Then, I drink three more.

 

I drink three beers:

Guiness
Corona (with a lime, of course)
Red Stripe (ya mon!)

Then, I drink three more.

I'm rather partial to Belhaven Scottish Ale and Tennents Oak Aged Beer

 

 

 

Beer ... it's proof that God loves us

I'd rather have a Bottle in front of me, than a Frontal lobotomy.
Max.

 

 

Great power requires even greater resistance...

 

Does the Jokes thread now need a NSFW warning?

 

Does the Jokes thread now need a NSFW warning?

NSFW as in "not safe for work" ?

 

Or "Not Safe For Women"

 

Or "Not Safe For Women"

Yeah... maybe we should keep the tone down... I'll stick to the robot jokes from now on...

 

robot?

are those real or were you upgraded in silicone valley?

yes, i know you’re metric - but i’m willing to convert

do you have a free port for me to plug into?

your lips say 0 but your eyes say 1

i've got a case of WD-40 in the back, wanna get drunk?

would you like a demo of my multitouch capabilities?

let's lose ourselves in some mindless repetitive tasks.... if you know what I mean

i'll show you my source code if you show me yours

 

Don't hex with me or I'll set my watchdog on you.

 

Revenge of the Nerds was on TV and I overheard one of my oldest, favoritest jokes.
What's the dirtiest line ever delivered on TV?
Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?

 

Jerks your mind straight into the gutter!

 

its funny you deleted a Bra advertisement cartoon....
(I thought the 50's were over)

 

 

its funny you deleted a Bra advertisement cartoon....
(I thought the 50's were over)

mrchips and bertus in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, 'how do you really feel? i mean, you're 72 years old, how do you honestly feel?'

'honestly, i feel like a new born baby. i've got no hair, no teeth, and i just wet myself.'

 

mrchips and bertus in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, 'how do you really feel? i mean, you're 72 years old, how do you honestly feel?'

'honestly, i feel like a new born baby. i've got no hair, no teeth, and i just wet myself.'

And sleep like a baby too... waking up every two hours in the middle of the night, crying and needing new diapers!

 

edit: nvm