Disease is not a natural cause?

 

Disease is not a natural cause?

No! It's [redacted]'s fault!

 

No! It's [redacted]'s fault!

Like the way you put it.

 

No! It's [redacted]'s fault!

Darn... that Mr Redacted has become the worst serial killer ever...

 

Darn... that Mr Redacted has become the worst serial killer ever...

Just like [redacted].

 

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No! It's [redacted]'s fault!

Mentioning the president makes it political.

 

Mr Redacted?????

You call him "MISTER?!"

OK, yeah, we all know who we're thinking of. But at least nobody has mentioned a name.

 

"In times like the present, men should utter nothing for which they would not willingly be responsible through time and eternity." Lincoln

"The gullible rarely belive they are gullible and the closed-minded don't believe they are closed-minded."

And you can't fix stupid. You can't tell the stupid they're stupid. They just don't get it. And there are none so blind as those who will not see. (climate change)

 

You call him "MISTER?!"

OK, yeah, we all know who we're thinking of. But at least nobody has mentioned a name.

I meant Cholesterol... who did you think I was talking about?

 

A proud father taking picture of his Son receiving diploma from his teacher.

 

A picture taken just before Christopher became Christine.

 

A proud father taking picture of his Son receiving diploma from his teacher.

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Good lord... look at those grades!!!

 

A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.
The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne."
"What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added, " It is a special day for me. I am celebrating."
"It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman."What a coincidence!" said the farmer.
While they toasted, the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant."
"What a coincidence," said the man. "I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs."
"This is incredible," said the woman.
"What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"
"I used a different rooster," he said.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence."

 

Good lord... look at those grades!!!

Ya I‘ll bet he had to really perform for her to get the grades, seeing his scores were 36-24-36.

kv

 

I dunno, only look like Bs or Cs to me...

 

I had a teacher like that in Junior High. Would get in trouble so I could have detention after school. At the back of the classroom were two shop workbenches. On one of them was a puzzle. In her short short short skirt she would lean over the table and put the puzzle together AFTER SCHOOL. With the few of us bad boys watching. I dropped my pencil. Repeatedly. But that's all I got to drop. "(

 

LOL one of my collge buddies got a highschool teaching job right out of school. After the first year they let her go telling her she was too much of a "distraction" for the young boys. She was Lebonese and one hell of a Belly Dancer in her costume.

 

Heisenberg, Schrodinger & Ohm are in a car.
They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving & the cop ask him "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies. No, but I know exactly where I am." The cop says " you were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts. "Great! Now I'm lost!." The cop thinks this is suspicious & orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says."Do you know you have a dead cat back there?."We do now,asshole!" shouted Schrodinger. The cop moves to arrest them .Ohm resists.