The wife and I were out for a walk last night and we walked past an expensive restaurant. My wife said "MMMmmmm, that smells amazing!" I thought, what the hell, I could treat her. So we walked past again.

 

So we walked past again.

That's not right.
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.”
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

 

 

 

Found at EP:

I say machines, servers, cars, any and all other devices have problems ........... magazines have issues.

 

 

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Seems to be missing a PNP Darlington... Maybe it's a rare element with a short half-life?

 

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"A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed."

 

"A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed."

... it seems that the truck was missing a dictionary too... unless "paralysed" has two different spellings...

 

It's complicated...

 

It's complicated...
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Well, there's a lesson for Chrome's spelling corrector:

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You have a young kid, right? ... have you ever watched "The Croods"? ... the movie is hilarious, and has an excellent family message.

 

You have a young kid, right? ... have you ever watched "The Croods"? ... the movie is hilarious, and has an excellent family message.

No young children. Two very young (2 years and another 5 weeks) grandchildren.

 

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have.

 

@Tonyr1084 , here is a video like your story, about baseball:

 

"Who's on First?" is one of my favorite comedy routines ever. Next to Abbott and Costello are Gallagher and Fluffy. George Carlin was another among the greats; but I don't think you can top "Who's on First?".