Sorry. My bad. May I recommend you keep your lunch meat away from the business end of your lap dog?

 

He looks really mean in that photo...that is why I use it.

But he is actually having a lot of fun -- as he always does when he works. He is very well trained and behaved, and loves everyone he meets (assuming they have no bad intentions).

He's 9 years old now...getting a bit long in the tooth (though his dad lived to 15). It'll be time for a puppy soon.

 

It'll be time for a puppy soon.

If he doesn't eat it!

 

Here's a photo I took this morning:



How do you like his bionic eye?

 

Well, here ya' go.

ps, I liked the dog too. You could fence that one in with a piece of chalk! Now I better shut up before this thread turns into baby pictures. Besides, I'm obviously out numbered by cat lovers.

Of all the dog breeds I can think of, a Bichon would have been the last one I would have figured for your pet. Wow!

 

Of all the dog breeds I can think of, a Bichon would have been the last one I would have figured for your pet. Wow!

That was the wife's idea. She thought Bichons were, "prestigious" and she wanted to buy a feeling of self importance. I found them to be very nice people in dog suits. When I saw a bumper sticker that said, "Caution: attack trained Bichon" I fell out laughing. Those dogs are so nice that it took me 14 months to teach one of them to bark.

Sooo...The wife is gone, the expensive show dogs are gone, and I remember the dogs fondly.

 

here you a dog..

 

That looks like a Navy dog, and the right shape to live in a submarine. It's probably for strantor.

 

That looks like a Navy dog, and the right shape to live in a submarine. It's probably for strantor.

I got one you can have; she's a real pain in my keister. My daughter said I'll be back when I find an apartment; that's been 2 years ago. Heck, I'll even flip for shipping cost

Won't listen; causes problems with the other dogs and I really believe she's responsible for putting the hit our bird. The one on the left; with a crazy look in her eyes.

 

Heck, I'll even flip for shipping cost

Funny, everyone says "flip the bill" when its really "foot the bill." I even said that until my English teach corrected me (in front of the entire class)

 

To "flip" for something usually means a coin toss is involved.

 

And most of today's people say they would of footed the bill because they don't know what a contraction is.

Surrounded by stupid and not a thing I can do about it.
I just got home from telling a cashier, "Please stop talking and take my money".
No I don't want a card for you to track me. Yes, I already have one but I'm not going to show it to you.
No, I don't want another one.
STFU and operate the cash register!!!!

 

And most of today's people say they would of footed the bill because they don't know what a contraction is.

Surrounded by stupid and not a thing I can do about it.
I just got home from telling a cashier, "Please stop talking and take my money".
No I don't want a card for you to track me. Yes, I already have one but I'm not going to show it to you.
No, I don't want another one.
STFU and operate the cash register!!!!

They walk among us.

 

And most of today's people say they would of footed the bill because they don't know what a contraction is.

Surrounded by stupid and not a thing I can do about it.
I just got home from telling a cashier, "Please stop talking and take my money".
No I don't want a card for you to track me. Yes, I already have one but I'm not going to show it to you.
No, I don't want another one.
STFU and operate the cash register!!!!

I was at menards one time and the cashier tried to start a conversation about rap music with me

cashier - "(~54 seconds of talking to another cashier about music) this guy doesn't like eminem (motioning at another employee), I think he's pretty great, do you like eminem?"
me- "I would like to buy lumber"

pretty funny looking back

 

Funny, everyone says "flip the bill" when its really "foot the bill." I even said that until my English teach corrected me (in front of the entire class)

Thanks, I'll remember that. Living in Utah we speak with a drawl; as if we live in the South and actually the original residence who followed in the Mormon Migration are transplants from the Southern Regions of the Country and so the drawl stayed with them and is pervasive even today.

It's taken years not to sound like that; but my writing, grammar and punctuation are rife with grammatical errors. So, do you turn off a light or flip off the light.

Obviously, we know it all depends on what type of switch you're referring.

Seems the closer you get to the Eastern Seaboard; many residence have better Grammar.

kv

 

I flip off the other drivers often.

 

I flip off the other drivers often.

I learned not to do that when one of them turned out to be a cop.

 

I flip off the other drivers often.

Let me guess; Taxi drivers?

kv

 

I learned not to do that when one of them turned out to be a cop.

Suddenly you realized it wasn't a Taxi lol

kv

 

Let me guess; Taxi drivers?

No. This is S. Florida. You flip off everyone.