Poor guy. Wrong place and time.
https://cowboystatedaily.com/2026/0...owstone-bison-launches-man-8-feet-in-the-air/

 

Real cat burglar steals kitten, tries to rob bank in Maryland, gets caught instead

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Security camera video shows a man wearing a light-colored t-shirt and black beanie walking into Pet Supplies Plus on Baltimore Avenue in Beltsville, Maryland. Seconds later, he ran out clutching a black and white kitten.

Witnesses said he kept running straight for the PNC Bank in the same shopping center.

 

 

https://www.theregister.com/off-pre...or-sends-billion-dollar-aws-estimates/5274521

Screenshots posted in the Reddit thread showed one user whose AWS charges totaled just $0.19 last month receiving an estimated bill of nearly $2.5 billion. Others in the thread claimed to have received estimated monthly charges ranging from $126,000 to as much as $2.5 trillion. Hacker News users similarly reported estimates in the billions.

 

https://www.theregister.com/off-pre...or-sends-billion-dollar-aws-estimates/5274521

Screenshots posted in the Reddit thread showed one user whose AWS charges totaled just $0.19 last month receiving an estimated bill of nearly $2.5 billion. Others in the thread claimed to have received estimated monthly charges ranging from $126,000 to as much as $2.5 trillion. Hacker News users similarly reported estimates in the billions.

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That reads like a trial balloon to me.

A "trial balloon" is a tentative policy, idea, proposal, or statement intentionally floated to gauge public or consumer reaction. By observing the response, decision-makers can adjust, refine, or completely scrap the idea before officially committing to it.

 

That reads like a trial balloon to me.

AI ain't cheap.

 

AI ain't cheap.

So far, it's been an expensive idea with expensive results.

 

https://kdvr.com/news/local/man-arrested-after-surfing-naked-on-top-of-moving-locomotive/

He reportedly expressed to law enforcement his love of vodka, beer and the banjo.

“Daniel expressed his love of vodka, beer and playing the banjo. Unfortunately, we had to separate him from those loves and the train ride,” said the sheriff’s office.