Poor guy. Wrong place and time.
https://cowboystatedaily.com/2026/0...owstone-bison-launches-man-8-feet-in-the-air/

 

Real cat burglar steals kitten, tries to rob bank in Maryland, gets caught instead

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Security camera video shows a man wearing a light-colored t-shirt and black beanie walking into Pet Supplies Plus on Baltimore Avenue in Beltsville, Maryland. Seconds later, he ran out clutching a black and white kitten.

Witnesses said he kept running straight for the PNC Bank in the same shopping center.