https://www.oregonlive.com/washingt...o-pay-for-erotic-massage-prosecutors-say.html

Forest Grove man stole daughter’s cookie sale money to pay for erotic massage, prosecutors say

Sounds like it was not a happy ending.

 

https://www.oregonlive.com/washingt...o-pay-for-erotic-massage-prosecutors-say.html

Forest Grove man stole daughter’s cookie sale money to pay for erotic massage, prosecutors say

He might have gotten a better price by paying directly in cookies.

 

Every time I think we got he weirdest story ever a new one comes along.

https://www.foxnews.com/world/austrians-kissing-cows-castl-social-media-challenge

I wonder if there was an error in translation....maybe someone was reading about the idiotic American Cow-Tipping "game" and the ever popular poisonous frog-kissing and got it FUBAR.

 

Monkey business.

 

Monkey business.

You need to buy me a new keyboard.

 

You need to buy me a new keyboard.

That was the precise reason why I keep a baseball bat next to my desk. It keeps the unruly employees at bay.

 

That was the precise reason why I keep a baseball bat next to my desk. It keeps the unruly employees at bay.

You hire Monkeys from India?

kv

 

You hire Monkeys from India

Sometimes I think so.

 

https://www.kgw.com/article/news/lo...nest/283-9574cc33-d83c-47ef-b263-3ec295c1021f

There is no evidence any remains were left behind, but the Confederated Tribes of the Grand Ronde is asking the state to make sure before apartments and single-family homes are built on Oregon State Hospital's North Campus.
The psychiatric hospital has a troubled history, including the discovery of 5,000 unclaimed sets of cremated remains that belonged to patients who died over a span of decades.

The local tribes saw the movie Poltergeist so they want to be double sure.

 

Hello,

Some hidden secrets:

Bertus

 

Yes, This Photo from Everest Is Real

https://www.outsideonline.com/2397164/everest-summit-traffic-jam

 

https://www.wenatcheeworld.com/news...cle_bc761e90-7c07-11e9-9a2e-87ca3ce75ad3.html

CASHMERE — A convicted felon accidentally shot himself in the genitals last month at an apartment in Cashmere. His problems didn’t stop there.

Note: Marijuana is legal in the state of Washington.

 

Yes, This Photo from Everest is Real

Except for the very obvious brightening up of the colors and contrast thanks to the ubiquitous Photoshop.

 

 

I have note once in my life looked up pneumonia so I guess I am not adding to the numbers. But at least PA has a fairly hard word to spell.

How can so many states have Beautiful as their top word?

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-48431612

 

Hello,

Some "home made" tools:

Bertus

 

Hello,

Some "home made" tools:

Bertus

I liked the chainsaw rig. I could put that to work today.

 

https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/...afb-wasnt-intended-to-be-sky-penis-base-says/

Spoiler

Not a ...

 

I have note once in my life looked up pneumonia so I guess I am not adding to the numbers. But at least PA has a fairly hard word to spell.

How can so many states have Beautiful as their top word?

Perhaps you should look up how to spell “NOT”?