Weirder, from the same paper.

We have gone down the rabbit hole.

In the world of what should be done. "You are a boy. You don't have a period". Followed by a slap to the back of the head. Followed by "and use the bathroom for the parts you were born with". Followed by a another slap to the back of the head.

 

Crazier every day...

 

https://www.navytimes.com/news/your...-more-confinement-on-bread-and-water-for-you/

When bread and water entered the command disciplinary toolkit remains unclear, but retired Cmdr. David Winkler of the Naval Historical Foundation told Navy Times last year that it likely was enacted in the mid-19th century.

Back then, the sea service was phasing out flogging and might have wanted a replacement, he said.

Winkler recalled checking on a sailor confined on bread and water at the Philadelphia Navy Yard when he was assigned to the ammunition ship Suribachi in the 1980s.

He showed up just as the guards prepared the sailor’s chow.

“It was raisin bread,” Winkler recalled. “The Marine guards were there with tweezers, pulling out the raisins before they served it to the poor prisoner.”

OK, let's go back to 'Keel Hauling.'

 

http://www.dailycal.org/2018/12/14/kiwibot-catches-fire-outside-mlk-student-union/

Describing the robot as a “hero” and a “legend,” UC Berkeley students expressed their grief on Facebook as news of a fallen KiwiBot reached the campus community.

So noble in its final protest. Finals will be postponed so that they can deal with their grief.

 

https://www.navytimes.com/news/your...-more-confinement-on-bread-and-water-for-you/


OK, let's go back to 'Keel Hauling.'

Young people have it so easy today. Next step is getting the sailors signed consent before discipline.

 

https://www.navytimes.com/news/your...-more-confinement-on-bread-and-water-for-you/


OK, let's go back to 'Keel Hauling.'

As long as it is good bread, I would have no problem with a bread and water diet for 3 days.

 

http://www.dailycal.org/2018/12/14/kiwibot-catches-fire-outside-mlk-student-union/

Describing the robot as a “hero” and a “legend,” UC Berkeley students expressed their grief on Facebook as news of a fallen KiwiBot reached the campus community.

So noble in its final protest. Finals will be postponed so that they can deal with their grief.

This easily eclipses the Hindenburg disaster. Oh the humanity! Ah robotitry???

 

As long as it is good bread, I would have no problem with a bread and water diet for 3 days.

I've been a brig cell guard on a person (people within their division are usually assigned this duty) with a bread and water diet punishment. It's surprising how quickly it gets maddening with nothing else to look forward to as your brain relates the taste of bread to prison. This is usually compounded by statements about the condition and possible adulteration of the delivered bread by fellow sailors.

https://www.verywellmind.com/what-is-a-taste-aversion-2794991

 

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/...pport-chicken-carrier-at-philadelphia-airport

 

In related news

https://thepointsguy.com/news/southwest-fish-denied-boarding/

 

I thought you were bigfoot

https://www.foxnews.com/great-outdo...-mistook-him-for-bigfoot-and-shot-at-him-cops

"if I see something that looks like Bigfoot, I just shoot at it.”

 

Word of advice, don't sniff your own socks:

https://www.foxnews.com/health/man-...talized-with-fungal-infection-in-lungs-report

A man in China who reportedly sniffed his dirty socks each day learned the hard way that his habit is apparently a health danger.

 

Piggy aerobics, my a$$!

Bacon time.

 

https://www.kansas.com/news/business/article223352740.html

How do you measure a chicken’s happiness? Is it in the way it runs for food? How much time it spends preening?

 

Shoving the bill up his *** ....

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-46637634

A US man wrongly suspected of hiding drugs in his colon was reportedly given a rectal probe - and billed for the unwanted examination.

 

https://www.kansas.com/news/business/article223352740.html

How do you measure a chicken’s happiness? Is it in the way it runs for food? How much time it spends preening?

How about how much it enjoys being eaten?

 

https://www.kansas.com/news/business/article223352740.html

How do you measure a chicken’s happiness? Is it in the way it runs for food? How much time it spends preening?

I would be more interested in why the chicken crossed the road.

 

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/...pport-chicken-carrier-at-philadelphia-airport

Some people have no sense of humor.

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/peta-fires-back-at-popeyes-over-emotional-support-chicken-meal

 

https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/nation/aquarium-apologizes-for-tweets-about-sea-otter/

Aquarium apologizes for fat-shaming tweets about sea otter

 

First there were porch pirates now we have pooch pirates. The dog is so cute, it sort of makes you feel good about getting ripped off.