https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45174382

Furious residents are calling for the urinals to be removed and are planning to submit a petition.

One particular urinal, which has been placed near Notre Dame cathedral and overlooks passing tourist boats, has been singled out for criticism.

 

https://bleacherreport.com/articles...om&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial

Broncos Fans Start Crowdfunding Page so Team Can Cut Paxton Lynch

Having "experienced" both Brian Weeden and Johnny Manziel (and many, many more) I can relate to these "fans", but this is going too far. Also, for only $6, I promise that I will never play QB for any NFL team!

 

https://bleacherreport.com/articles...-with-celebratory-beer-when-browns-win-1-game

According to Cleveland.com's Marc Bona, Bud Light's vice president of marketing, Andy Goeler, announced Tuesday that the company is placing "victory fridges" in strategic areas around Cleveland that will automatically open when the Browns win a game: "We're always cheering for them. Obviously they haven't won in a while. We're putting victory fridges out into the marketplace. When the Cleveland Browns win, at the end of the game, these refrigerators...will send a wireless signal that will unlock them and give fans the opportunity to have a celebratory Bud Light."

 

https://bleacherreport.com/articles...-with-celebratory-beer-when-browns-win-1-game

In my universe, Bud Light is for the losers.

 

In my universe, Bud Light is for the losers.

Do you ever drink any light beer? ... I can't drink more than a couple of full-bodied beers in a row, then I switch to light.

 

https://bleacherreport.com/articles...-with-celebratory-beer-when-browns-win-1-game

What could possibly go wrong?

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/142952-ten-cent-beer-night-the-worst-idea-ever

"The club intended to offer as much eight-ounce Stroh's beer as fans could drink—and for only 10 cents a pop."

 

http://www.kptv.com/story/38870727/horrible-way-to-die-body-found-inside-column-of-grocery-store

Deputies were called to the scene at 2:40 p.m Saturday. Earlier, in the morning, a manager at the grocery store could smell the odor coming from the pillar, according to Sheriff's Department Lt. John Corina.
...
On Monday, Corina said, a man was pulled over by deputies after he was suspected of driving a stolen vehicle. He ran into the grocery store and went onto the rooftop as he fled from deputies.

They never got ahold of him, and according to Corina, the rooftop has access to the inside of the stone pillars where the body was found. It's possible the man fell or climbed into the pillar to hide from law enforcement.

 

Do you ever drink any light beer?

No. Unless you count fresh water as light beer.

 

No. Unless you count fresh water as light beer.

... not even a fair-quality one, such as Sam Adams Light?

 

... not even a fair-quality one, such as Sam Adams Light?

No. I drink beer to enjoy the taste. I like lots of flavor. I'd rather drink half of a good full bodied beer than a whole light beer.

 

https://abc7.com/society/fresno-man-rescues-children-and-ribs-from-apartment-fire/967648/

Wright said he was barbecuing when he noticed the apartment next door on fire. He got his children to safety first.

But once they were out of harm's way, he bravely went back to save those ribs before they got burned.

 

Drivers doing doughnuts around each other Sunday night in the middle of Portland’s Fremont Bridge, stopping traffic headed northbound for about 20 minutes.

 

Drivers doing doughnuts around each other Sunday night in the middle of Portland’s Fremont Bridge, stopping traffic headed northbound for about 20 minutes.

How many arrests?

 

Drivers doing doughnuts around each other Sunday night in the middle of Portland’s Fremont Bridge, stopping traffic headed northbound for about 20 minutes.

I've never been to Portland, but it sounds like a bizarre place to me ...

 

How many arrests?

Zero, a few were cited later.

https://www.kgw.com/video/news/local/street-racers-stop-traffic-on-road-and-freeway/283-8219143

 

Zero, a few were cited later.

https://www.kgw.com/video/news/local/street-racers-stop-traffic-on-road-and-freeway/283-8219143

So....when seconds count, the Portland police are at least 20 minutes away. Good to know.

 

https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea...-laughing-matter-SF-forming-Poop-13153517.php

I admit to giggling when Nuru told me about plans for the Poop Patrol the other day. But in a city where people called 311 to report feces a whopping 14,597 times between Jan. 1 and Monday morning, public piles of poop are serious business.


For the record, that’s about 65 calls regarding sidewalk poop every day. And it’s 2,427 more calls on the stinky subject than were made in the same time period last year.

The Poop Patrol idea sprung from conversations between Nuru and Mayor London Breed, both of whom have expressed disgust with the filthy conditions of our sidewalks.

 

http://wright-wayrescue.org/pet-adoptions
Meet Bruno

 

http://wright-wayrescue.org/pet-adoptions
Meet Bruno

Still laughing here... thanks for that one... you've made my day ...

 

https://vinepair.com/booze-news/vodka-red-bull-fighting-study/

RED BULL AND VODKA IS SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO START FIGHTS, STUDY SAYS