https://vinepair.com/booze-news/vodka-red-bull-fighting-study/

RED BULL AND VODKA IS SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO START FIGHTS, STUDY SAYS

 

http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/20...stop-having-sex-because-its-too-damn-hot.html

The health secretary of Santa Marta, Julio Salas, advised locals to abstain from sex to stay cool during an intense heat wave, according to Colombia Reports.

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-essex-45219493

"Tinkerbell" and another passenger had caused trouble on the flight due to take off earlier from London Stansted Airport for Krakow, Poland.

The man, dressed as the Peter Pan character, and his fellow passenger, were given words of advice by Essex Police and booked on a later flight.

 

http://www.mynews13.com/fl/orlando/...s-to-have-barnums-animals-crackers-go-uncaged

“Given the egregious cruelty inherent in circuses that use animals and the public’s swelling opposition to the exploitation of animals used for entertainment, we urge Nabisco to update its packaging in order to show animals who are free to roam in their natural habitats,” PETA said in its letter to Mondelez, according to the New York Post.

 

http://www.mynews13.com/fl/orlando/...s-to-have-barnums-animals-crackers-go-uncaged

I feel much better now. Not.

 

Does this mean we will be eaten by lions and tigers and bears? Oh my!

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...police-leaving-stolen-tracker-device-car.html

Bungling car thieves were caught when they removed the tracker device from a stolen Range Rover and left it in their own vehicle.

Laith Khan, 33, and Atiq Rahman, 31, both of Birmingham, took the car from a solicitor's driveway but were themselves tracked by police who found them in a BMW just over two miles away.

The pair admitted stealing the £75,000 Range Rover and both received suspended prison sentences at Warwick Crown Court after surprised officers discovered them in their own car rather than the stolen vehicle.

 

 

Motorcycle helmets? Why not bubble-wrap the kids as well?

It's a miracle I survived my childhood.

 

It's a miracle I survived my childhood.

More of a miracle that I survived my adulthood.

 

More of a miracle that I survived my adulthood.

100% guaranteed you won't.

You've just been lucky so far.

 

Saw a guy riding one of these the other night. Impressive. He was cruising, I'd guess, at 30 mph. No helmet, pads or gloves.

 

https://money.cnn.com/2018/08/23/news/companies/vw-volkswagen-mexico-drought/index.html

Volkswagen accused of ruining Mexican crops with weather-altering 'hail cannons'

 

https://money.cnn.com/2018/08/23/news/companies/vw-volkswagen-mexico-drought/index.html

Volkswagen accused of ruining Mexican crops with weather-altering 'hail cannons'

... what the... ?

 

Hard to believe, but this ain't Photoshop:

https://www.iflscience.com/editors-...fell-into-a-cartoon-hole-and-were-not-joking/​

 

Hard to believe, but this ain't Photoshop:

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https://www.iflscience.com/editors-...fell-into-a-cartoon-hole-and-were-not-joking/​

http://acme.com/catalog/acme.html

 

Hello,

Did you ever hear about the Liddiard wheels:

Bertus

 

 

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/california/Man-Busted-Pounds-Stolen-Lemons-491721071.html

Dionicio Fierros of Los Angeles was pulled over at 9:45 a.m. Friday at the intersection of Grapefruit Boulevard and Pierce Street and was arrested when deputies found 800 pounds of freshly picked lemons in his vehicle that sheriff's officials said were stolen.

 

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/california/Man-Busted-Pounds-Stolen-Lemons-491721071.html

Dionicio Fierros of Los Angeles was pulled over at 9:45 a.m. Friday at the intersection of Grapefruit Boulevard and Pierce Street and was arrested when deputies found 800 pounds of freshly picked lemons in his vehicle that sheriff's officials said were stolen.

Ceviche recipe:

1 pound bay scallops
2 tomatoes, diced
5 green onions, minced
2 stalks celery, sliced
1/2 green bell pepper, minced
1/2 cup fresh parsley, chopped
fresh black pepper, ground
1 1/2 tablespoons olive oil, virgin
1/8 cup fresh cilantro, chopped
800 pounds freshly picked lemons, stolen.