800 pounds freshly picked lemons, stolen.

Just as in a James Bond recipe: "stolen, not earned" ...

 

How could the invitees be so selfish? All they had to do was pump out $1,500.00 each!

http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2018/...s-out-ring-in-protest-after-opening-bell.html​

Much to the bride’s dismay, she and her fiancé quickly discovered that people were not willing to pay $1,500 to attend their special day.

“He wanted those cheap, raggedy, filthy, whore like Vegas weddings,” she wrote. “Am I some Hooch piece of f---ing trash, a hooker?” ... “My ex left the room and didn’t apologize for his horrid suggestion,” she wrote.

EDIT: I just found out that there's a "Wedding Shaming" forum on facebook! ...

 

How could the invitees be so selfish? All they had to do was pump out $1,500.00 each!

http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2018/...s-out-ring-in-protest-after-opening-bell.html​

EDIT: I just found out that there's a "Wedding Shaming" forum on facebook! ...

We talking about boxing or a wedding? Or both?

 

We talking about boxing or a wedding? Or both?

Ooopssss.... my bad:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/7102189/worlds-worst-bridezilla/

And yeah, the boxer walkout was also weird...

 

Ooopssss.... my bad:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/7102189/worlds-worst-bridezilla/

And yeah, the boxer walkout was also weird...

Oh, joy. Another millennial "human right": free weddings.

Edit: if she were my daughter, I'd offer her free burial service.

 

How to lose an internship at Nasa:

https://www.iflscience.com/editors-...ip-is-a-genuine-emotional-roller-coaster/all/

 

How to lose an internship at Nasa:

https://www.iflscience.com/editors-...ip-is-a-genuine-emotional-roller-coaster/all/

 

https://www.wtnh.com/news/news-8-ex...illegally-selling-soda-to-students/1400294823

WEST HAVEN, Conn. (WTNH) - Connecticut outlawed soda sales in all public schools in 2006 as a way to promote a healthier diet for students, but that didn't stop two school resource officers from the West Haven Police Department.

Officers Kim DeMayo and Doug Bauman were caught running a side hustle selling sodas to students right from their office inside West Haven High School, according to records uncovered only by News 8.

 

https://www.wtnh.com/news/news-8-ex...illegally-selling-soda-to-students/1400294823

Yet another conspiracy by the "deep soda" ...

 

https://www.wtnh.com/news/news-8-ex...illegally-selling-soda-to-students/1400294823

I don't recognize our country anymore. This is what I remember:

 

On second thought, if they sold pot or condoms to the kids they'd be hailed as heroes.

 

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018...-hornets-nest-from-car-in-shocking-video.html

 

https://www.wtnh.com/news/news-8-ex...illegally-selling-soda-to-students/1400294823

Have government bans ever NOT caused black markets to spring up?

 

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018...-hornets-nest-from-car-in-shocking-video.html

A couple of years ago while cutting down trees for firewood, I cut down one that had a nest of those in it. They are very, very aggressive. Got stung 3 times and was the worst stings I've ever had.

 

https://www.theolympian.com/latest-news/article217483725.html

Lose something?

 

https://wnep.com/2018/08/28/deadly-crash-victims-break-lines-were-cut-state-police/

According to troopers, John Jenkins, 39, of Lackawanna County, admitted to cutting the brake lines of Tammy Fox's car last week.
...
State police say a mechanical check of the vehicle revealed the cut lines.

According to court papers, Jenkins and Fox were together the night before the crash and Fox was "driving him crazy" because she was looking for a pipe to smoke crack.

Jenkins says he has no knowledge of cars, but, "cut anything from underneath the vehicle that could be used to smoke crack."

 

Easy woman on an Easyjet...a volatile combination.

 

To bury the hatchet is so out of fashion nowadays:

https://www.foxbusiness.com/small-b...hatchet-throwing-into-a-fast-growing-business

 

To bury the hatchet is so out of fashion nowadays:

https://www.foxbusiness.com/small-b...hatchet-throwing-into-a-fast-growing-business

 

https://www.barrietoday.com/local-n...cks-crashes-into-parking-lot-8-photos-1029716

Just some good old boys, never meaning no harm...
It's a flying car.