Flying gases:

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/...-forces-flight-to-make-emergency-landing.html

Flying Dutchmen?

 

Flying Dutchmen?

Variation: flying Dutch oven.

 

Variation: flying Dutch oven.

Flying Dutch Oven...

Ha! That's a new one for me.

 

Flying Dutch Oven...

Ha! That's a new one for me.

Surprising. Learnt of it somewhere in this or another forum. Not an equivalent expression in Spanish that I know.

 

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...plastic-surgery-cites-her-swiss-heritage.html

 

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...plastic-surgery-cites-her-swiss-heritage.html

... hence her swiss cheese face...

 

http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2018/...drobe-malfunction-during-winter-olympics.html

French ice dancer Gabriella Papadakis suffered a “nightmare” wardrobe issue Monday during her short dance figure skating routine with partner Guillaume Cizeron when a clasp on her costume became unhooked.

Her left breast was exposed on live television as she continued with the dance number to Ed Sheeran’s “Shape of You.” At one point Papadakis leaned back in Cizeron’s arms, causing her breast to slip above where her emerald costume covered.

 

http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2018/...drobe-malfunction-during-winter-olympics.html

This is the second time for a slip. It must be a conspiracy to raise viewer interest.

 

Doping in Curling.

https://sports.yahoo.com/russian-cu...ample-tests-positive-meldonium-071442572.html

Ten years on the job and he's still sweeping floors, maybe he needs a little 'pickup' in the morning to get out of bed.

 

This is the second time for a slip. It must be a conspiracy to raise viewer interest.

oh it rised my interest alright...

 

What's the best place to hide a micro-house in? A garage, of course!

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leicestershire-43043752

A couple have been fined for building a "secret" house inside a garage.

The property, complete with front door, was also hidden from view behind a tall wooden fence on an estate in Enderby, Leicestershire.

 

Funniest, and most bizarre, thief video I've ever seen.

Also, the criminal's reasoning is beyond belief...

 

Funniest, and most bizarre, thief video I've ever seen.

Also, the criminal's reasoning is beyond belief...

Hard to believe the impudence to complain about honesty and the fact he had robbed the car that same day just for his work at the pharmacy. I realized that TV cameras and a mike encourage them to act like that. We have that daily. Even mothers claiming for the human rights of their poor kids. Go figure.

 

Taking the fun out of death.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...wn-rural-attract-mourners-death-a8220866.html

"Happy Ending"

 

What's wrong with this ad running in Portland?

Spoiler

Spoiler

More like WTF?!

 

https://www.essexlive.news/news/suspected-harlow-drug-dealer-now-1235801

A suspected Harlow drug dealer has now gone 33 days in police custody as police continue wait for him to poo out his drugs.

Lamarr Chambers, 24, was arrested by police on Wednesday, January 17, for failing to stop in Ladyshot, Harlow, along with intent to supply class A drugs.
...
However, he has been taken to facilities at Stansted Airport in an attempt to defecate.

Defending, Andrew Horsall QC said: "There was an attempt to pass a stool at Stansted Airport.

"The police were in the same room with their backs turned.

"However, nothing happened."

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/guccis-headless-models-dragons-cyborgs-feminism-230115162.html

 

Taking the fun out of death.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...wn-rural-attract-mourners-death-a8220866.html

"Happy Ending"

I am making my arrangements tomorrow!

 

I am making my arrangements tomorrow!

May you rest in fun...

 

I call Fake News.

Look at her photo:

There is no way someone trains 20 weeks for -- and completes -- a marathon and looks this flabby.

The act of running long distance tends to tighten one's physique, regardless of how much they eat.

Oh! And it seems she has a history of -- what shall we say -- cheating?