Good news! Now you can choose between being fat or being bald:

http://www.iflscience.com/health-an...ries-key-to-curing-baldness-researchers-find/

Researchers at Yokohama National University found that they could regrow hair in mice (not usually known for their baldness) using a chemical used in the cooking of McDonald's fries.

 

Good news! Now you can choose between being fat or being bald:

http://www.iflscience.com/health-an...ries-key-to-curing-baldness-researchers-find/

I've been waiting for the day when scientists discover that eating trans-fats is actually good for you.

Bring on the McFries!

 

House hunters?
I want to report a stolen house
http://abcnews.go.com/US/couple-makes-missing-complaint-police-report-stolen-house/story?id=52855561

 

House hunters?
I want to report a stolen house
http://abcnews.go.com/US/couple-makes-missing-complaint-police-report-stolen-house/story?id=52855561

Seller's market.

 

This young lady has a very bright future!

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2...kies-in-six-hours-outside-pot-dispensary.html

 

Florida.
http://www.kptv.com/story/37404203/naked-bank-robber-found-not-guilty-by-reason-of-insanity

The SunSentinel reports that Sperber told investigators a chip in head compelled him to rob the bank so that he could pursue his career as a comedian.

 

Florida.
http://www.kptv.com/story/37404203/naked-bank-robber-found-not-guilty-by-reason-of-insanity

The SunSentinel reports that Sperber told investigators a chip in head compelled him to rob the bank so that he could pursue his career as a comedian.

First time that I'd say that yes, the guy was really insane and deserves to be in a mental institution instead of jail.

 

First time that I'd say that yes, the guy was really insane and deserves to be in a mental institution instead of jail.

Maybe he is not insane.

https://www.mentalhealth.org.uk/a-to-z/h/hearing-voices

 

Maybe he is not insane.

https://www.mentalhealth.org.uk/a-to-z/h/hearing-voices

It's not the voices in his head, it's believing the chip's recommendation to be a comedian.

 

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/ne...-stuffed-toy-bruce-grubb-stand-off-peterhead/

Ian Docherty added: “Could’ve been a ‘big cat astrophe.”

Peterhead Inspector George Cordiner, said: “It’s true our officers had a roaring shift on Saturday night.

“We received a call from an extremely concerned member of the public late on Saturday evening with regards to a wild animal being loose in the grounds of a farm in the Hatton area.

 

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/ne...-stuffed-toy-bruce-grubb-stand-off-peterhead/

That's hilarious...

 

Sign of the times, wild animal trophies stuffed Before you shoot them.
Max.

 

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/marbled-crayfish-mutant-clone

 

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/marbled-crayfish-mutant-clone

Lots of cases of this in the animal kingdom.

 

Caught red-handed:

https://www.diyphotography.net/interviewed-person-stole-photos/​

The HR guy comes and grabs me to tell me this and was wondering if I wanted to interview her for the open photographer position as well. So I said, “Sure, let me see her portfolio.”

To my f*$#@ing surprise my work was included her “portfolio”. I was in total shock and told the HR guy that she has stolen work on her portfolio.

 

I've been waiting for the day when scientists discover that eating trans-fats is actually good for you.

Bring on the McFries!

And, finally:

Asparagus is bad for you (well, at least for the ladies).

I knew this since I was sentient. I just didn't know why.

 

And, finally:

Asparagus is bad for you (well, at least for the ladies).

I knew this since I was sentient. I just didn't know why.

Guys can also get breast cancer, you know... but it's far less common, of course

 

Guys can also get breast cancer, you know... but it's far less common, of course

Guys can also get boobs. But they're far less attractive, of course.

 

Guys can also get boobs. But they're far less attractive, of course.

Guácala!!!! (-> that's spanish for "gross!!!")

 

Guys can also get boobs. But they're far less attractive, of course.

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