The poor guy.
https://taskandpurpose.com/jrotc-cadet-sued-over-690000-in-damages-to-virginia-hotel

It was getting late, but the Landstown High School student wanted to make sure his uniform looked perfect.

The next morning, senior Cade Anderson would participate in a JROTC drill competition in Prince William county. As his roommate slept, he decided to hang his jacket on a sprinkler head in his hotel room and properly affix all of his ribbons and medals, an attorney said.

When he went to take it back down, the sprinkler activated — resulting in more than $690,000 in damage.

"It's a parent's worst nightmare," attorney Rick Matthews said in an interview.

 

To be clear: I hate Taco Bell ... but this bit of news seemed interesting and odd at the same time:

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/06/27/taco-bell-hotel-reservations-sell-out-in-2-minutes.html[URL]https://www.cnbc.com/2019/06/27/taco-bell-hotel-reservations-sell-out-in-2-minutes.html[/URL]

If you’re a Taco Bell super fan looking to stay at the Mexican fast food chain’s limited-time hotel, you’re already too late. All available rooms were snatched up just two minutes into taking reservations.

Also, whatever they like to call it, Taco Bell is not Mexican food ...

 

Taco Bell is not Mexican food ...

No. It's chihuahua food.

 

An extremely dangerous feline threat:

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/utah-woman-charged-2-misdemeanors-cat-sleep

Utah woman charged with 2 misdemeanors for letting cat sleep in her own yard

 

https://nypost.com/2019/06/28/catastrophic-wildfire-in-spain-sparked-by-pile-of-manure-reports/

Chicken manure that spontaneously combusted during a heat wave is reportedly the likely cause of an out-of-control wildfire that has burned more than 13,000 acres in Spain.

 

An extremely dangerous feline threat:

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/utah-woman-charged-2-misdemeanors-cat-sleep

Claw and order!
Targeted:

Anderson wrote on Facebook that the neighbor 'took our cat to the pound a few weeks ago because he didn't like that the cat was outside. We only found out because the cat is microchipped'.

'I think maybe I need to flyer the neighborhood to tell everyone to Beware- this man will knowingly abduct your pet,' the concerned cat owner wrote.

City officials have now moved to dismiss the charges against Milo, so Anderson does not have to go to court.

 

Hello,

Total idiots at work:

Bertus

 

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/06/25/sport/spinach-chemical-doping-scli-intl-grm/index.html

(CNN)Cartoon character Popeye is known for munching endless cans of spinach to boost his strength, and new scientific research suggests he might have been onto something.

A study released by Freie Universitat Berlin suggests that ecdysterone, a chemical found in the leafy green vegetable, has a similar effect to steroids and should be added to the list of substances banned in sport, CNN affiliate RTL reported.

 

https://today.rtl.lu/life/people/a/1364723.html

The man vanished into the hedges to carry out the sample. However, as a police spokesperson told the German Bild paper, the man took an 'abnormal amount of time and returned seeming a bit ashamed'.

 

https://today.rtl.lu/life/people/a/1364723.html

The man vanished into the hedges to carry out the sample. However, as a police spokesperson told the German Bild paper, the man took an 'abnormal amount of time and returned seeming a bit ashamed'.

It's an easy mistake to make.

The nurse asked me for a cup of urine. I said, "Do you want cream and sugar with that?"

 

Never get off the boat.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/94093...road-after-leaping-out-of-the-woods-in-india/

 

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/nat...th-to-Attack-Squirrel-Arrested-511997911.html

The case against the 35-year-old Alabama man escalated June 17 when narcotics investigators executed a search warrant "that yielded meth, drug paraphernalia, body armor and a squirrel."

"Prior to the search warrant, investigators were informed that Mickey Paulk kept an 'attack squirrel' inside his apartment, and that Paulk fed the squirrel meth to keep it aggressive," the Limestone County Sheriff's Office in Athens, Alabama, said in a statement.

 

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/nat...th-to-Attack-Squirrel-Arrested-511997911.html

Cop: "Do you have any drugs, needles, or weapons on you?"

Perp: "Look, squirrel!"

Classic misdirection.

 

Cop: "Do you have any drugs, needles, or weapons on you?"

Perp: "Look, squirrel!"

Classic misdirection.

​

 

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/bottle-cap-challenge-viral

 

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/bottle-cap-challenge-viral

Real men use their teeth.

 

Hello,

Mountain of hell:

Bertus

 

Hello,

Mountain of hell:

Bertus

Momma always told me to walk my bike down steep, slippery hills.

I didn't listen either.

 

I didn't listen either.

Me either and that's why I crashed and destroyed my left shoulder.

 

https://www.foxnews.com/world/indian-man-wakes-up-funeral-pronounced-dead-doctors

Mourners at Mohammad Furqan, 20, was declared dead by Indian medical professionals, but his surprise awakening at the funeral in the Northern Indian city of Lucknow shocked mourners.