Reminds me of the old joke:

What's black and white and red?

The answer is (Drum roll): A newspaper (without color photos of course).

Must be an area thing. I know that joke from my childhood as, "whats black and white but red all over?" a sun burned zebra.

 

Must be an area thing. I know that joke from my childhood as, "whats black and white but red all over?" a sun burned zebra.

Skunk with diaper rash.