It makes me kind of sad that I'm not 12 anymore:

 

Mine is the house drones.

 

It makes me kind of sad that I'm not 12 anymore:

Why do you need to be 12?

My inner child has full access to my outer adult at all times!

Now whats the song they have playing in the background of the video? My inner child wants to do a bit a dubstepping.

 

Why do you need to be 12?

I didn't say I needed to be 12... I said I'm sad I'm not 12 anymore... with a whole life ahead of me, right at the dawn of puberty

 

Your inner 12 year old has all the access to your funds ... to buy the toys you want to buy.

 

I didn't say I needed to be 12... I said I'm sad I'm not 12 anymore... with a whole life ahead of me, right at the dawn of puberty

Unfortunately for me you couldn't force me at gunpoint to go back to relive my childhood. Anything before 17 and you might as well pull the trigger because I'm not going! In fact even if I could keep all my present knowledge and resources I would still be very reluctant to go back.

That said go buy your toy!