Good Lord... I just hope they don't take to neutering and declawing us!

With a single tool.

 

With a single tool.

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http://www.mercurynews.com/2017/09/...errupts-tv-broadcasts-in-southern-california/

Some Orange County residents were stunned Thursday, Sept. 21, when television programming was suddenly interrupted for about a minute with an ominous message predicting the end of the world.

 

http://www.mercurynews.com/2017/09/...errupts-tv-broadcasts-in-southern-california/

Yeah, I read about that... it was creepy...

 

Shucks. One day left for me to get some clean underwear.

 

This just a day after @GopherT retired. That would have been a bummer

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Shucks. One day left for me to get some clean underwear.

Your mama raised you right.

 

Author is now recanting or at least clarifying his claim.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/0...all-christian-conspiracy-theorist-claims.html

World will not end but the world as we know it will end. That means Mr. Chips still has more time to buy his clean underwear unless of course one of the changes that is occurring is underwear will no longer be available on the market.

 

Author is now recanting or at least clarifying his claim.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/0...all-christian-conspiracy-theorist-claims.html

World will not end but the world as we know it will end. That means Mr. Chips still has more time to buy his clean underwear unless of course one of the changes that is occurring is underwear will no longer be available on the market.

Bummer... I want a refund for everything that I've already bought for my end of the world party that was supposed to be tonight!

 

Bummer... I want a refund for everything that I've already bought for my end of the world party that was supposed to be tonight!

I didn't get an invite. Anyone else??

 

I didn't get an invite. Anyone else??

It's in the mail... it was supposed to be delivered the day after the world ends...

 

Author is now recanting or at least clarifying his claim.

Keep trying like the last guy did.

 

It's in the mail... it was supposed to be delivered the day after the world ended...

Hence one day late for the party. So I guess none of us were really invited after all.

 

http://idlewords.com/2017/09/anatomy_of_a_moral_panic.htm

On September 18, the British Channel 4 ran a news segment with the headline, 'Potentially deadly bomb ingredients are ‘frequently bought together’ on Amazon.'

The piece claims that “users searching for a common chemical compound used in food production are offered the ingredients to produce explosive black powder” on Amazon’s website, and that “steel ball bearings often used as shrapnel” are also promoted on the page, in some cases as items that other customers also bought.

Easy to start a panic over nothing.

 

OK, it's September 23rd. Where the hell is Nibiru???

 

I saw a falling star over Cranberry Township, PA last night. I clinched by butt cheeks for that second or two as it flashed in the sky ahead of us - I knew it was already September 23 in more than half of the world. But, instead of a boom or mushroom cloud, it just dissipated. It was a close one! These predictors, seers, sages (soothsayers?) are getting better and better!

 

What time is this supposed to happen? It is 8:00 PM here already and I don't know whether to bother cooking dinner or not!

 

What time is this supposed to happen? It is 8:00 PM here already and I don't know whether to bother cooking dinner or not!

Hey, it's the last day - make a dinner of cupcakes, donuts, and candy.

 

What time is this supposed to happen? It is 8:00 PM here already and I don't know whether to bother cooking dinner or not!

Oh dear, 8:00PM is not a good time for me, I will miss the latest episode of the Simpson's
Could we reschedule the End of the World, to say 09:00PM?

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OK, it's September 23rd. Where the hell is Nibiru???

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You really need to stop living in the past. BTW, what was today's powerball?

It is not midnight here yet. There is still hope.