The Jokes thread

Still missing this guy "Jim" from the old dutchforce forum,no fb and other accounts anymore.
he deserved a proper coronation indeed... and wanna make sure he's not eaten by wolves yet ,
any further info is appreciated :->

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ehh...I guess the internet space can not see highway maker peoples like this guy and some few others who were active in that old forum within their significant characters and passion anymore,than frozen/doomed military/offical hierarchy like this. :-/
 

Tonyr1084

Joined Sep 24, 2015
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Decades ago my son saw a commercial for a car sales event. The announcer said "Anyone with half a brain will be there." My son blurted out "Does that mean if you have a whole brain you won't be there?" He's quick witted. One afternoon he was complaining about having to ride in a stationwagon. He said "There's only two cars on the road this ugly. And there goes the other one" as he pointed to the same make and model wagon, only painted blue passing by on a cross road.
 

Tonyr1084

Joined Sep 24, 2015
9,744
A doctor makes a bet with a terminally ill patient. If he can't cure them they get $1,000,000. But if he can cure them the patient will have to pay $50,000. After the bet is made the doctor runs off to get something special. While the doctor is gone the patient thinks 'He can't cure me. My disease has only gotten worse since the seven day stay at the hospital.' However, the doctor comes back with a purple elixir and feeds it to the patient. Within five minutes all of the disease's symptoms have left the patient's body and he's cured. Thus, he has to pay the doctor $50,000. The patient is enraged that the doctor would hide the cure from him for seven days just so that he could squeeze some extra money out of him.

So he thinks of a plan for revenge. He returns to the doctor and asks "Are you still making that bet where if you aren't able to cure me I get $1,000,000?" The doctor answers "Yes." The patient says "I've lost my vision. Can you cure me?" The doctor says "No. Here's a check for $1,000,000." After looking at the check the patient blurts out "WHAT?! THIS IS A CHECK FOR A BUCK. NOT A MILLION DOLLARS!" The doctor responds "It looks like you got your vision back. Give me $50,000."
 

ThePanMan

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Speaking of potatoes;
How do you tell the difference from a domesticated potato and a prostitute potato?
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Look for the sticker that says "Idaho".
 
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