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Back in the 70's I worked at a church camp. On the main lodge there was a fire alarm box that said "In case of fire, open box." Or something like that. There was no fire, but I just HAD to open the box. In there was the fire alarm lever you pull in the event of an emergency. Inside the door it said "NOT NOW STUPID!" Yeah, the joke was on me.
It's one of those things where something says "Do not touch" - that just MAKES you touch. Sometimes that satisfies your curiosity, sometimes you learn why you shouldn't touch it.
In ... Your ... Face!
Reminds me of something that happened several years ago. Some disease wiped out the fox on the mountain and so the rabbit population exploded until they recovered. My wife and daughter were out on the deck watching a rabbit down on the septic field. My daughter was probably eight or nine at the time. While they were watching the cute little rabbit, a hawk swooped down and carried it off. Circle of life, little one, circle of life.
As for Phil... I'm rooting for the hawk.
Okay, I'll bite. I don't get this one at all.
Hint: the urinals' handles resemble music notes...
Ah, okay. Thanks!
Actually, it's more of a dah dah dah dit than a dit dit dit dah....
Yeah, Beethoven, not Handel
I HATE those tall urinals. The water is so dang cold. Makes me shrivel back up.
And NO, I don't have short legs for those smart alek's out there.
Two men are peeing off a bridge.
One is from California and one is from Arkansas. The one from California says "Man, this water is cold."
The one from Arkansas says "Yeah, and it's deep too.
It does appear to be about a third lower.
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