Only way I can see that happening is if the truck was on a flatbed being towed. Any other theories ? ? ?

Umm, read the sign in the truck.

 

Umm, read the sign in the truck.

That went right over my head. Thanks for the - um - "Heads" up.

 

Only way I can see that happening is if the truck was on a flatbed being towed. Any other theories ? ? ?

Yes, photoshop

 

It's a joke boy!

 

 

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

 

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Just to be pedantic, those girls at the top are drinking wine (or champagne) and "martinis", not tequila sunrises.

I put martinis in scare quotes because any "martini" drinks of the colors shown ain't martinis.

For reference, here is a typical tequila sunrise (I make them well, BTW, and they are delicious on a hot summer day):

 

As a Hollywood Grand Dame once said "One Martini, two at the most, after 3 I wake up with the host!" Or Martinis are like the breast of a woman, ones not enough, threes too many!

 

Just to be pedantic, those girls at the top are drinking wine (or champagne) and "martinis", not tequila sunrises.

I put martinis in scare quotes because any "martini" drinks of the colors shown ain't martinis.

For reference, here is a typical tequila sunrise (I make them well, BTW, and they are delicious on a hot summer day):

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What can happen to an Old Fashioned?

 

 

But the dentist WAS painless!

Now, his PATIENT on the other hand....

 

Sex ed class in school. The teacher brought a banana to class.

He says, "Okay, class...Today, I'm going to show you how to put on a condom..."

"...And I brought in this banana, because I can't get a hardon on an empty stomach."

 

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I think I need one of these:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TtitmFGQfbE

 

A husband is walking behind his wife and says:
“Your bottom is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine.”
The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking.

Bedtime comes around and the husband starts getting horny.
The wife says: “I’m not starting the old washing machine for such a small load. You’ll have to it by hand.”

 

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