A joke doesn't get any nerdier than that...Heisenberg, Schrodinger & Ohm are in a car.
They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving & the cop ask him "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies. No, but I know exactly where I am." The cop says " you were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts. "Great! Now I'm lost!." The cop thinks this is suspicious & orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says."Do you know you have a dead cat back there?."We do now,asshole!" shouted Schrodinger. The cop moves to arrest them .Ohm resists.