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We have one here nicknamed "Sugar Lips" because she can suck one dry quick! The hose fitting is in the middle of the front bumper with a big pair or red lips painted around it.

 

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Edit: Maybe should have been in the Libation Thread lol

 

 

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Metric system is better...

 

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Three old men sitting in the lobby of their hotel. All three are upset about how cold it's been. The first says "My dentures froze last night in the glass". The second says "Forget 'Over-night'. I can toss the water into the air and it will turn to snow before it wets the carpet." The third man just sits there. "What?" one of them says; "Don't you have a cold room?" He pauses a little longer, then says "Come with me." They go up to his room. He pulls back the sheets. There's a brown stain on the sheet. He takes out a lighter and flicks it, then waves the lighter over the brown stain. Magically the stain disappears and you hear the sound of a fart.

 

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Somewhere I have an orange ruler.