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djsfantasi
- Joined Apr 11, 2010
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The Jokes thread
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djsfantasi
- Joined Apr 11, 2010
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you live in Florida?
djsfantasi
- Joined Apr 11, 2010
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Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
If you do not laugh at this, then you are seriously depressed,make a doctor's appointment.
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
---Hawk---
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
If you do not laugh at this, then you are seriously depressed,make a doctor's appointment.
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
---Hawk---
So he gets paid on Sundays?
Yet another tragic detail for that badly battered character...
So it's OK to kick someone's balls if they're not from the same household? If they're from the same household it's OK to mark them with sharpie? YIKES! Think I'll stick to bowling. Nobody's going to kick THOSE balls.
Cat doesn't float, cat stops about a foot from the floor and starts to spin.
ElectricSpidey
- Joined Dec 2, 2017
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Humor...it's a concept.
Definitely a cultural, and personal, thing...
HEY! FREE ENERGY!
Down here that's a very old joke ... but I love the way he told it
And she still got away ? ? ?
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