The Jokes thread

Tonyr1084

Joined Sep 24, 2015
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JFYE (Just For Your Edification) I had an Apple keyboard fail. I took it apart. It's not going to ever work again. No - really. I'm not telling a joke. Dang those things are well put together. And the only screws I found were inside the keyboard, holding the control board in place. Just getting to them is a rather destructive process.
 

Tonyr1084

Joined Sep 24, 2015
6,263
Well, I've heard rumor - and this is purely rumor, I don't hold to this philosophy, but they say there isn't going to be any women in heaven. The reason some have come to that conclusion is because of a bible passage, I don't know where, but it supposedly says there will be an hour of silence in heaven.

[edit] OK, found something about a HALF HOUR of silence. https://www.gotquestions.org/silence-in-heaven.html
 

Delta Prime

Joined Nov 15, 2019
1,149
Well, I've heard rumor - and this is purely rumor, I don't hold to this philosophy, but they say there isn't going to be any women in heaven. The reason some have come to that conclusion is because of a bible passage, I don't know where, but it supposedly says there will be an hour of silence in heaven.

[edit] OK, found something about a HALF HOUR of silence. https://www.gotquestions.org/silence-in-heaven.html
I'm still waiting for the punchline! :rolleyes::D
 

ThePanMan

Joined Mar 13, 2020
83
Well, I've heard rumor - and this is purely rumor, I don't hold to this philosophy, but they say there isn't going to be any women in heaven. The reason some have come to that conclusion is because of a bible passage, I don't know where, but it supposedly says there will be an hour of silence in heaven.

[edit] OK, found something about a HALF HOUR of silence. https://www.gotquestions.org/silence-in-heaven.html
HA! Half hour of silence in heaven - no women in heaven can stay silent for a half hour. Dude! You're gonna catch heck for that one.
 
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