What do you call a bear who lives in the Arctic and has extreme mood swings?
A bi polar bear.

hi Delta,
Surely a bi polar bear would have his main home in the Arctic and perhaps a holiday home in the Antarctic to make him bi polar.???

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Hi,
For those who have seen this. Ref Bear’s

A guy takes one step South, then one step East and then one step North and ends up at the same exact point he started,,, then shoots a Bear.

What colour is the Bear.?

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Hi,
For those who have seen this. Ref Bear’s

A guy takes one step South, then one step East and then one step North and ends up at the same exact point he started,,, then shoots a Bear.

What colour is the Bear.?

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White?

 

hi Delta,
I guess you know where the guy is.??

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hi Delta,
I guess you know where the guy is.??

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Pretty obvious, don’t you think?

 

hi dj,
Of course it's obvious to many, but some people have a problem with it.
It's only a little bit of trivia.
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hi dj,
Of course it's obvious to many, but some people have a problem with it.
It's only a little bit of trivia.
E

Sorry.

Sometimes my Aspergers gets in my way.

 

 

 

This old lady handed her bank card to the Cashier and said “I would like to withdraw $10 The Cashier told her “for withdrawals less than $100, please use the ATM.

The old lady wanted to know why... The Cashier returned her bank card and irritably told her “these are the rules, please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you”.

The old lady remained silent for a few seconds and handed her card back to the teller and said “please help me withdraw all the money I have.” The Cashier was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her “you have $300,000 in your account but the bank doesn’t have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back again tomorrow?

The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately. The Cashier told her any amount up to $3000. “Well please let me have $3000 now.” The Cashier kindly handed $3000 very friendly and with a smile to her.

The old lady put $10 in her purse and asked the Cashier to deposit $2990 back into her account.

The moral of this story is....
Don’t be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skill.

 

 

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I left my phone at home,when I returned I found 30 missed calls from my mother. When I asked her why she called me. She told me that she wanted to tell me that I left my phone.

 

I always wondered why they take pictures of food?

 

Hello darling (worried tone)

What's up?

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet ...

How comes?

I do not know why.

 

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A harmless one I posted yesterday appears to have been deleted?
I would be interested to know why????

 

Permutations:

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