Wow,BR-549, matter and gravity are a conspiracy? I wonder what my PC is then and why I manage to be able to sit here typing without floating away or disintegrating into my constituent "atoms".
And at what point in the lifetime of our universe or earth did it become a "shamans" construction?

 

It's all part of the Pickle Doughnut conspiracy.

Offer them to your co-workers, they will eat them.