What about Manchester?

I still can't cope with "batsman" being replaced by "batter". Batter is what you put on fish before you fry it.

This reminds me a very good joke, still findable on the web:

 

This reminds me a very good joke, still findable on the web:

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Wunderbar!
The best joke is that the main language of the EU is English, when Britain is no longer a member.

 

Wunderbar!
The best joke is that the main language of the EU is English, when Britain is no longer a member.

 

And then we have to replace "German" with the more PC "jerperson".

 

Wunderbar!
The best joke is that the main language of the EU is English, when Britain is no longer a member.

That's because English is the modern equivalent of medieval Latin ...

 

And then we have to replace "German" with the more PC "jerperson".

I wonder how all the retired SAS commandos will feel about their home being renamed to the Isle Of Person!

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Blame - Credit the British Empire,

English speaking countries.

• United States: 268M. ...
• India: 125M. ...
• Pakistan: 94M. ...
• The Philippines: 90M. ...
• Nigeria: 79M-100M. ...
• The United Kingdom: 59.6M. ...
• The Netherlands: 15M English Speakers. ...
• Denmark: 4.8M English Speakers.
• Australia and New Zealand also

 

This reminds me a very good joke, still findable on the web:

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Weird, I cn red it.

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Edit: or is it ……. I cn rd it.