How do you ask a pelican to give back your cell phone?

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=564325877518741

 

How do you ask a pelican to give back your cell phone?

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=564325877518741

A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His bill will hold more than his belican.
He can take in his beak
Food enough for a week,
But I’m damned if I see how the helican.

 

He thinks he can fly,
but like helican.

I always enjoy watching them fall out of the sky.

 

https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/f...0200306-2sbx6jehybambdwblfmhn5dr7u-story.html

School of hard knocks: Florida student learns that pepper spray is not body spray

"Thinking it was body spray, the student who took the canister actually sprayed himself as if he were applying a body fragrance product," Daniels said. "The gymnasium was evacuated and ultimately 41 students were transported to area hospitals for care."

 

Florida Man now a Coronacriminal... It had to happen, it was only a matter of time, and Florida Man was PROMPT!

Florida Man in the age of Coronavirus: Suspect arrested in theft of 66 toilet paper rolls


https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/f...-toilet-paper-rolls/ar-BB11vrWz?ocid=msedgntp

 

Florida Man now a Coronacriminal... It had to happen, it was only a matter of time, and Florida Man was PROMPT!

Florida Man in the age of Coronavirus: Suspect arrested in theft of 66 toilet paper rolls


https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/f...-toilet-paper-rolls/ar-BB11vrWz?ocid=msedgntp

Hey, I was desperate. When you gotta go...

 

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-hangs-giant-toilet-paper-roll-in-front-yard

A man in Florida has poked fun at the toilet paper frenzy that has gripped the nation in response to coronavirus, WFLA reported.

 

Well so much for the Governor's quarantine in place edict! Let's have a PARTY!
Gender reveal party ignites a 10-acre brush fire in Florida, officials say
https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/t...orida-officials-say/ar-BB12ax4g?ocid=msedgntp

 

Well so much for the Governor's quarantine in place edict! Let's have a PARTY!
Gender reveal party ignites a 10-acre brush fire in Florida, officials say
https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/t...orida-officials-say/ar-BB12ax4g?ocid=msedgntp

 

I don't see a problem, there will be no audiences during their acting.

https://www.tampabay.com/florida-po...iness-in-florida-gov-ron-desantis-says-it-is/

Count professional wrestling among the essential businesses like grocery stores and pharmacies that can stay open despite coronavirus-related restrictions statewide.

 

I don't see a problem with no audiences.
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Count professional wrestling among the essential businesses like grocery stores and pharmacies that can stay open despite coronavirus-related restrictions statewide.

Unbelievable ...

 

Yea, really...I can't get into my bank but the litter bugs are still working*.

*Litter bugs = the workers that deliver those useless supermarket flyers that I keep having to clean off of my property.

 

I don't see a problem, there will be no audiences during their acting.
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Count professional wrestling among the essential businesses like grocery stores and pharmacies that can stay open despite coronavirus-related restrictions statewide.

Non-essential businesses are those that will not invoke a riot when shut down.

 

Perhaps the good governor believes in not fighting evolutionary forces. Any crowd that shows up for such a thing, we can probably do without.

 

Perhaps the good governor believes in not fighting evolutionary forces. Any crowd that shows up for such a thing, we can probably do without.

What about the crowd that shows up for the riot?

 

What about the crowd that shows up for the riot?

Ditto

 

Ditto

We'll call you to come break it up...

 

I'll be in the Keys.

 

I'll be in the Keys.

IF the Conch Republic reopens their border!?!?

 

IF the Conch Republic reopens their border!?!?

It looked very unlikely a couple weeks ago but I’d say it’s a toss-up at the moment. I wish Florida wasn’t behind the peak but so far they are.