https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/fwc-researchers-capture-100-pound-alligator-snapping-turtle

Looks like something from a bad SYFY channel monster movie.

 

Kraft out-lawyered them. Must be nice to have unlimited funds for lawyers. Still can't put that genie back in the bottle though.
Florida prosecutors drop solicitation charges against owner of NFL's Patriots
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nf...r-of-nfl-s-patriots/ar-BB19otfi?ocid=msedgntp

 

Kraft out-lawyered them. Must be nice to have unlimited funds for lawyers. Still can't put that genie back in the bottle though.
Florida prosecutors drop solicitation charges against owner of NFL's Patriots
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nf...r-of-nfl-s-patriots/ar-BB19otfi?ocid=msedgntp

Thank goodness he stopped early in Jupiter Florida. From -> to

Jupiter

Uranus

is 14.01 AU away.

 

Count me out!:

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wir...ource_4380645_4_heads_hero_live_headlines_hed​

A Florida man was arrested for using an assault-style weapon to threaten a census taker who had come to his house for the nationwide count of every U.S. resident.

 

https://www.tampabay.com/life-cultu...e-in-the-pandemic-smoking-in-tampa-dive-bars/

Gone in the pandemic: Smoking in Tampa dive bars


Ashley Dieudonne joked that not reeking of smoke after being at the Hub makes for “a much easier way to lie about where you’ve been all night.”

 

https://www.tampabay.com/life-cultu...e-in-the-pandemic-smoking-in-tampa-dive-bars/

Gone in the pandemic: Smoking in Tampa dive bars


Ashley Dieudonne joked that not reeking of smoke after being at the Hub makes for “a much easier way to lie about where you’ve been all night.”

Ummm...our bars have been smoke-free by law for years, except for outside seating.

Only cigar bars are allowed smoking inside.

And, I don't think a smoking ban in cigar bars will go over well.

 

No Hookah Bars with Belly Dancers in FL? Actually, the last one I was in was a Mideastern restaurant in Atlanta that had Hookahs and Dancers. Not sure how they get away with it, even here in GA it's no-smoking inside.

 

No Hookah Bars with Belly Dancers in FL? Actually, the last one I was in was a Mideastern restaurant in Atlanta that had Hookahs and Dancers. Not sure how they get away with it, even here in GA it's no-smoking inside.

No smoking in...um...booby bars.

Don't do hookah, so I don't know.

 

https://www.wfla.com/news/hillsboro...DNbtGuCtEgdv1fhCnuVD0FZHjukei6UX8p156-XzBbMGk

HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) — As two Hillsborough County deputies were responding to a pedestrian vs. vehicle crash, the sheriff’s office said they ran over the same pedestrian, who was already dead.
...
As two Hillsborough deputies responded to the crash, both of them hit the same pedestrian still lying in the middle of the road, officials said.

The Florida Highway Patrol said the pedestrian had already been killed in the first collision.

You just know the family's lawyer will say he was alive when the two cops hit him again.

 

Yer ain'ts dead til the Doctor says so... Had a multimillion-dollar lawsuit here because the "rescue squad" failed to attempt to resuscitate an obviously "dead" drowned child. Jury found in the parent's favor.

 

Yer ain'ts dead til the Doctor says so...

And not even then, when it comes time to vote.

 

https://www.kmov.com/news/florida-o...-0796781996c4.html?utm_campaign=snd-autopilot

Florida officials say several people charged in flying squirrel trafficking operation

 

https://www.kmov.com/news/florida-o...-0796781996c4.html?utm_campaign=snd-autopilot

Florida officials say several people charged in flying squirrel trafficking operation

Bullwinkle is really p!$$ed about it too.

 

Bullwinkle is really p!$$ed about it too.

Careful your dating you self lol

Oops me too

kv

 

I'm sure Boris and Natasha were involved somehow...

 

I'm sure Boris and Natasha were involved somehow...

Almost certainly...

​

 

https://www.fox13news.com/news/flor...s-after-misestimating-amount-of-required-snow

DADE CITY, Fla. - Just days after its grand opening, Florida's first alpine snow park is having to make some adjustments.

Snowcat Ridge in Dade City said it will be limiting its hours of operation to give its staff and equipment time to produce more snow. The park said it underestimated how much they would need.

 

https://www.fox13news.com/news/flor...s-after-misestimating-amount-of-required-snow

Write it off to inexperience.

 

Looks like someone skipped thermodynamics class.

 

Thought it would be an artificial snow slope for skiing like they have in Japan. LOL, all it has are tube lanes?!?! Pretty lame...