Whut?

But they are, magically delicious.

 

High speed train == high speed death.

 

https://www.abcactionnews.com/family-sues-rental-company-after-it-mistakenly-cleaned-out-their-home
Family sues rental company after it mistakenly cleaned out their home
At first, the family thought their home had been burglarized and called 911. But after police investigated, they said it was a civil matter.

 

https://news.yahoo.com/one-florida-rarely-seen-panthers-124115312.html
One of Florida’s rarely seen panthers is killed in most unusual way, state says

One of Florida’s endangered panthers was discovered dead on Feb. 1 after a freight train ran it over in a highly unusual incident, state wildlife officials say.

The 2.5-year-old male panther was walking a railroad trestle over Fisheating Creek in Glades County when it was apparently caught off guard, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission reports.

A witness on the train saw the panther take off running and the train attempted to slow down, but it was too late, according the FWC Division of Habitat and Species Conservation.

The panther could have jumped into the creek below, but chose not to for some reason, officials said.

We all know why the panther didn't jump into the creek below.

 

 

 

That guy needed to be fired if an acorn spooked him to deadly force on a detailed man, in cuffs, in the back of a patrol car.
"His leg went numb" From what, wetting his pants?

The city is lucky the settlement for this case won't be for serious injury or death.

 

 

The next Floridaman.
https://www.nbcbayarea.com/entertai...-california-permanently-move-florida/3463178/
Sylvester Stallone announces he's ‘permanently' leaving California and moving to Florida

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1760430513628627183

"Every Italian retires to Boca"

 

Middleburg man shocked as scammer sells his waterfront property to a developer

 

I love my state!

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1763643063090528448

 

You never want to be 'retired' in Florida.

 

You never want to be 'retired' in Florida.

This guy is the quintessential stereotypical Florida retiree.

Happy retirement, sir.

 

https://www.thefloridamangames.com/

 

I assume this is somewhere in Florida:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1764297213704806490

 

I assume this is somewhere in Florida:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1764297213704806490

yeap ... and that guy also assumed the gator was restrained ... "Assumption is the mother of all f**k ups... "

 

I can almost guarantee he is not a conceiled weapons permit holder. Or, if he is, he should lose it along with any other rights to handle a weapon.

https://youtube.com/shorts/u9nn2qRsIkc

 

I can almost guarantee he is not a conceiled weapons permit holder. Or, if he is, he should lose it along with any other rights to handle a weapon.

https://youtube.com/shorts/u9nn2qRsIkc

What a freaking idiot ... he should also lose his freedom for awhile ...

 

I can almost guarantee he is not a conceiled weapons permit holder. Or, if he is, he should lose it along with any other rights to handle a weapon.

https://youtube.com/shorts/u9nn2qRsIkc

That idiot is not a Floridaman, they only shoot at hurricanes and tornadoes in self-defense.

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/09/10/florida-sheriff-warns-residents-not-to-shoot-at-hurricane-irma.html

Florida sheriff warns residents not to shoot at Hurricane Irma: ‘You won’t make it turn around’

 

That idiot is not a Floridaman, they only shoot at hurricanes and tornadoes in self-defense.

You forgot alligators ... and that would really be legit ...