https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/sabrina-peckham-woman-eaten-dragged-31016964

 

 

 

 

Dash cam shows Florida man head butt window, dive out of car during high-speed chase

 

 

Beer belly wrestling, 'evading arrest' obstacle on tap for Florida Man Games

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It ain’t the Olympics, but a group of Floridians plan to host competitions themed according to the collective antics of the beer-loving, gator-possessing, rap-sheet heavy, mullet-wearing social media phenomenon known as “Florida Man.”

 

Beer belly wrestling, 'evading arrest' obstacle on tap for Florida Man Games
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This will be incredible as Florida Man is tough.
https://www.wesh.com/article/florida-date-throat-cut-escambia/45639114
Florida man survives after woman he met on social media slashed his throat, threw him off bridge

 

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/f...uring-argument-over-spilled-beer-deputies-say
Florida man whacks acquaintance with hatchet during argument over spilled beer, deputies say

 

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/v...exposes-self-to-deputies-in-bizarre-encounter
Drunk Florida man drops his pants, yells 'where's my weapon'

 

Florida man whacks acquaintance with hatchet during argument over spilled beer, deputies say

Went easy on him.

 

Florida men to the rescue.

This is the Florida man we need.

Ocala, Florida — On the morning of October 24, 2023, Michael Prouty, 39, forced his way into a woman's home in the Villages and stole her purse, cell phone, and car from the garage. Later that same day, Prouty was found driving the stolen car in Ocala. Sgt. Buetti initiated a traffic stop, but Prouty fled from police. After a few moments of a vehicle pursuit, he crashed into several vehicles at the intersection of N. Pine Ave. and SR 40. After the crash, Prouty fled the scene, which left multiple people injured. As he was running away, he encountered the first citizen who was able to grab ahold of Prouty. Although Prouty broke free, he was slowed down by citizen. Prouty attempted to carjack a woman while she was in a Starbucks drive-thru nearby. Another citizen intervened and attempted to pull Prouty out of the vehicle. Prouty ran off again but was followed closely by the citizen. The citizen apprehended Prouty behind Starbucks for a few moments until police were able to secure him in handcuffs. Prouty is currently in the Marion County Jail and is facing multiple charges from the agency, including fleeing and eluding, attempted carjacking, and others.

 

BOLO Booty Patrol.

 

BOLO Booty Patrol.

Remove the red & blue lights, all will be well.

Hauling ass.

 

https://fortune.com/2023/11/03/jeff-bezos-amazon-florida-miami-seattle-capital-gains-tax/
Billionaire Amazon founder Jeff Bezos moves to Florida, where his parents live—and capital gains are not taxed

 

https://fortune.com/2023/11/03/jeff-bezos-amazon-florida-miami-seattle-capital-gains-tax/
Billionaire Amazon founder Jeff Bezos moves to Florida, where his parents live—and capital gains are not taxed
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There goes Miami.

 

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/f...road-near-children-was-always-a-dream-of-mine
Florida couple accused of having sex on side of road near children: 'Was always a dream of mine'

 

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/dust-devil-florida-video

 

Florida couple accused of having sex on side of road near children: 'Was always a dream of mine'

Better than burning down interstates.