To all who have requested money. It's in the mail in the form of a money order for $5000 each. I just need for you to immediately send me $1000 each via Western Union to cover processing fees, bribes, etc. If you don't send it, you will have bad luck until the end of the world comes. I mean it!

 

I just KNEW there was a catch...

 

To all who have requested money. It's in the mail in the form of a money order for $5000 each. I just need for you to immediately send me $1000 each via Western Union to cover processing fees, bribes, etc. If you don't send it, you will have bad luck until the end of the world comes. I mean it!

Your end of the world money problems are over, enjoy my little gift to you. The FedEx guy should be there any second.

 

Your end of the world money problems are over, enjoy my little gift to you. The FedEx guy should be there any second.

BRB. Someone's at the door.

 

Your end of the world money problems are over, enjoy my little gift to you. The FedEx guy should be there any second.

Ah, so that is what the whole number would look like when 100G Ohm is mentioned on the other thread. Not often that two open threads have the same number associated with them. 10^14.

 

Ah, so that is what the whole number would look like when 100G Ohm is mentioned on the other thread. Not often that two open threads have the same number associated with them. 10^14.

Um... At considerable risk of 'fulfilling' the role ascribed to you by @Aleph(0) -- I submit that 10^14 = 100T (as opposed to 100G)

TTFN
HP

 

I have an appointment with the GI doctor at 2 to schedule a colonoscopy. Should I go?

Still ..the end is near...

I can't be the only one that chuckled when I read these?

 

Um... At considerable risk of 'fulfilling' the role ascribed to you by @Aleph(0) -- I submit that 10^14 = 100T (as opposed to 100G)

TTFN
HP

I was walking and chewing gum when I posted that! My dad was right after all.

 

I'm still here. I think I will go to the bank and withdraw all the cash and give it away. I can send some of it via Paypal, if you need it.

Thanks... I got the Benjamins... I'm off now to get the beer!

Tracecom, this Bud's for you (but I'll drink it)!

 

To all who have requested money. It's in the mail in the form of a money order for $5000 each. I just need for you to immediately send me $1000 each via Western Union to cover processing fees, bribes, etc. If you don't send it, you will have bad luck until the end of the world comes. I mean it!

The above smells quite close to some emails I got from Nigeria some years ago.
A coward myself, I lost the chance of becoming a millionaire.​

 

The above smells quite close to some emails I got from Nigeria some years ago.
A coward myself, I lost the chance of becoming a millionaire.​

Could be worse. Don't buy a wife on eBay for $29.95 that does not come with a warranty or return policy.

 

Could be worse. Don't buy a wife on eBay for $29.95 that does not come with a warranty or return policy.

Or batteries!

 

I hear distant rumbling. I fear the end is nigh...

Oh, well, time to crack open another cold one!

 

Here is to getting rid of that damn icon. Less than 4 hours to go.

 

July 29 is the end.

Oh well There's always next year...

TTFN
HP

 

Damn. I guess I'll have to go to the dog groomer. Now, where can I find a dog before 10am?

 

What an epic fail this was!

 

Damn. I guess I'll have to go to the dog groomer. Now, where can I find a dog before 10am?

Tell me about the Titanic's orchestra playing on deck!! You also like and end in style; even the dog...!

 

Perhaps the world did end and we're now all in an alternate universe .

 

When I was a kid, there was a rare alignment of planets which, predictably, was accompanied by dire warnings of the end of the world. A neighbor put his family in a 17ft. aluminum rowboat on the roof apparently thinking that during the apocalyptic flooding, they would just float away. This guy was a dentist for crying out loud so somewhere along the line he must have studied some science, but there they were. When the appointed hour came and went, they tried to get out of the boat and rejoin sanity. Unfortunately, his grasp of basic physics was as shaky as his theology and the boat slid right down off the roof, family and all. One kid was off to the ER with a broken arm.