Duct-taped banana artwork sells for $6.2m in NYC

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It's not even the original banana.

 

No charge for the fruit fly eggs.

 

Those reentry warheads are moving.

 

Those reentry warheads are moving.

A certain administration is trying to make things as hard as possible for the next administration.

 

Dutch police find gnome made of MDMA during drug bust

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"The gnome himself was visibly startled," police said, referring to the gnome having its hands covering its mouth.

 

South Korean man dodged draft by binge eating


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A friend who devised a special regimen that doubled his daily food intake got a six-month suspended sentence

 

South Korean man dodged draft by binge eating
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That guy will be on the crap list for the rest of his life.

This is why you don't attack Koreans during a riot.

Mandatory military service means most male Korean immigrants are gun owners with proper firearms and tactics training.

 

Woman Falls into Manhole

"The area where the woman fell is fenced off to the public, and at this time, it is unknown how she got in or how she fell into the manhole"

 

Woman Falls into Manhole

"The area where the woman fell is fenced off to the public, and at this time, it is unknown how she got in or how she fell into the manhole"

You mean "womanhole", no?

 

You mean "womanhole", no?

I'd say it's much more PC to say "hishershole" ...

 

Ebenezer Scrooge's gravestone smashed to pieces


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The inscribed stone, used as a prop in the film, has lain in the graveyard next to St Chad’s Church, Shrewsbury, since the movie based on the Charles Dickens classic was released 40 years ago.

 

A HOT fire.

 

A HOT fire.

Why are they putting it out? That fire can clear the blight.

 

Why are they putting it out? That fire can clear the blight.

They waited until the screams stopped then put it out to save the good buildings down the street.

 

https://www.cnn.com/2024/12/02/world/brain-rot-oxford-word-of-the-year-2024-intl-scli-gbr/index.html

Brain rot” took the title in a vote in which more than 37,000 people participated, as well as public commentary and analysis of OUP’s language data.

kv

 

Aw shucks, I wanted to see one of the transformers blow...

 

 

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If it is 110 volts, you pee your pants. If it is 220 volts, you crap your pants.

 

Tagger on Tagger crime.

drama queens

 

The Grinch that stole the Grinch.