https://www.clickondetroit.com/news...rnace-hot-water-heater-on-detroits-east-side/
Thieves steal woman’s furnace, hot water heater on Detroit’s east side

 

DJ at Portland vegan strip club allegedly stabbed by dancer

From the DJ:

As far as the people asking “what did he do?” I think I probably played Nickelback song twice on accident. That’s the only reasonable option in this scenario when someone does that so I can’t blame her.

 

https://www.denver7.com/us-news/vir...ear-falling-from-tree-during-hunting-accident
Virginia father of 5 killed by bear falling from tree during hunting accident

 

https://www.livescience.com/health/...cannabis-kills-2-in-new-york-in-unusual-cases
Bat poop used to grow cannabis kills 2 in New York in unusual cases

Both men, based in Rochester, shared a love of "Mary Jane" and cultivated their own cannabis plants for personal use. They each developed a condition called histoplasmosis after breathing in spores of a harmful fungus known as Histoplasma capsulatum from bat poop, or guano.


The first man, who was 59-years-old, had purchased guano online to use as fertilizer for his cannabis plants. The other man, 64, was intending to fertilize his cannabis plants with guano he'd found in his attic following a "heavy" bat infestation.

The men developed an array of symptoms from their infections, including fever, chronic cough, extensive weight loss, blood poisoning and respiratory failure. Despite being hospitalized and treated with antifungal medication, both men died of their illnesses, according to a report of their cases, published Dec. 4 in the journal Open Forum Infectious Diseases.

Col. Bat Guano

 

https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2024/12/12/japan/crime-legal/don-juan-kishu-ruling/
28-year-old widow of ‘Don Juan of Kishu’ acquitted of his murder

Presiding Judge Keiko Fukushima said there is a possibility that Nozaki may have overdosed by accident, creating reasonable doubt that the widow killed her husband.
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The two then got married a few months later, on Feb. 8, 2018, but by the end of March that year, Nozaki had served Sudo with divorce papers. A month later, he reiterated his desire for a divorce in a phone call in front of an acquaintance. He died on May 24 of the same year.

Prosecutors, meanwhile, revealed that Sudo had made online searches using phrases such as “elderly perfect crime,” “inheritance experts,” “stimulants dead” and “stimulants overdose.”

As clear a case of suicide as ever there was.

Spoiler

Sudo kill -9 husband

 

https://www.surinenglish.com/spain/...oving-dismembered-body-20241218124033-nt.html
Killer captured by Google Maps while moving dismembered body in northern Spanish village

 

Charlotte Hornets apologize for gifting PlayStation 5 to child – and then taking it away off camera

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The post shows the Hornets’ mascot, Hugo, dressed as Santa Claus handing the PlayStation 5 to a young fan, who takes the gift with a mixture of shock and delight on his face. However, the X user – who said the child is his best friend’s nephew – said Hornets staff later took the PlayStation back from the boy off camera and handed him a jersey instead.

 

Charlotte Hornets apologize for gifting PlayStation 5 to child – and then taking it away off camera
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https://forum.allaboutcircuits.com/threads/no-good-deed-goes-unpunished.185046/post-1955086

 

https://forum.allaboutcircuits.com/threads/no-good-deed-goes-unpunished.185046/post-1955086

Oh ... I don't follow that thread. Sorry, but I find it a little depressing ...

 

Oh ... I don't follow that thread. Sorry, but I find it a little depressing ...

Yes, they treated that poor kid like a 'Indian'. Sadly, it's nothing new.

 

Attack of the killer squirrels.
https://www.ucdavis.edu/climate/news/carnivorous-feeding-squirrels-documented-california
Carnivorous Squirrels Documented in California
First Evidence of Ground Squirrels Hunting and Eating Voles in Bay Area

This is how the zombie outbreak starts.

For squirrels observed consuming their kills immediately rather than carrying the carcass back to a den, the behavior followed a grimly methodical pattern. In every case, the squirrels “first removed the head of the vole” before pulling meat from the torso. They then “stripped fur from each of the body parts” before devouring the exposed flesh, organs and even cartilage, behavior that was reminiscent of a more seasoned predator.

 

'...behavior that was reminiscent of a more seasoned predator.'

Yes. I prefer my raw vole a bit more seasoned.

 

First, there were the Ugly Christmas Sweaters, and now:

Cookie the Ty gingerbread plushie steals people's hearts online

"saw this guy and said Ew ew ew ew ew ew ugly and then felt so bad i cried and bought him," Devin Silva wrote Friday on X.

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Then the responses began flooding in — by Wednesday, over 27 million people had viewed the original post on X. Within days, the Ty toy has gained a cult following similar to its predecessor: the classic Beanie Baby. It has been flying off the shelves, with more people joining Silva in posting pictures of it online after they purchased it.

 

https://www.latintimes.com/keanu-reeves-romance-scame-victim-homeless-570256
Woman Who Warned Social Media Not to Fall for Keanu Reeves Romance Scam Becomes Homeless After Falling for Keanu Reeves Romance Scam


"Eventually, one of these Keanu Reeves is going to be the real one, it has to be!"

 

https://www.kptv.com/2024/12/29/2-found-dead-skamania-co-while-searching-sasquatch/
2 found dead in Skamania Co. while searching for Sasquatch

Seems Sasquatch found them first.

 

Seems Sasquatch found them first.

Nah. Killed by chupacabra while searching for sasquatch.

 

https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/13196539/jocelyn-wildenstein-dead/
Jocelyn Wildenstein dead: ‘Catwoman’ socialite who spent millions on extreme plastic surgery dies aged 84

 

https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/13196539/jocelyn-wildenstein-dead/
Jocelyn Wildenstein dead: ‘Catwoman’ socialite who spent millions on extreme plastic surgery dies aged 84

Ah. So all the plastic surgery finally killed her.

 

Ah. So all the plastic surgery finally killed her.

The grim reaper finally had the courage to walk in that door.

 

https://www.cp24.com/local/hamilton...foot-after-bike-stolen-during-failed-robbery/
Hamilton-area bank robber flees on foot after bike stolen during failed robbery

"A bumbling bank robbery suspect fled a Hamilton BMO empty-handed and discombobulated after his getaway bike was stolen during a curious convergence of criminality."


Hamilton police release a surveillance photo of a man wanted for stealing a bike left outside a Hamilton-area bank. (Hamilton Police)