https://apnews.com/article/gila-mon...o-pet-lizard-6b15c382d9ac61c20dc3a28cac87a518
A Colorado man is dead after a pet Gila monster bite

Ward’s girlfriend told police she had heard something that “didn’t sound right” and entered a room to see Winston latched onto Ward’s hand, according to Crookston’s report.

She told officers Ward “immediately began exhibiting symptoms, vomiting several times and eventually passing out and ceasing to breathe,” according to the report.

Ward was placed on life support in a hospital. Within days, doctors had declared him brain dead.

"skid marks"?

 

https://www.wave3.com/2024/02/22/in...dly-trying-buy-porsche-with-78-million-check/
Indiana man arrested after reportedly trying to buy Porsche with $78 million check

Arrest documents show Connor James Litka, 21, of Bloomington, Indiana, walked into the St. Matthews Porsche Dealership on Bowling Boulevard with a $78 million check in hopes of buying a new Porsche. When dealership employees refused to sell him the car, Litka allegedly walked around to the back entrance of the dealership looking for car keys.

 

https://www.wave3.com/2024/02/22/in...dly-trying-buy-porsche-with-78-million-check/
Indiana man arrested after reportedly trying to buy Porsche with $78 million check

Arrest documents show Connor James Litka, 21, of Bloomington, Indiana, walked into the St. Matthews Porsche Dealership on Bowling Boulevard with a $78 million check in hopes of buying a new Porsche. When dealership employees refused to sell him the car, Litka allegedly walked around to the back entrance of the dealership looking for car keys.

The reporter didn't answer the most important question: was the check real?

 

The reporter didn't answer the most important question: was the check real?

Sure, the check was real, but it was so hot nobody wanted to touch it.

 

 

https://komonews.com/news/local/hom...treach-group-steve-irwin-parks-and-recreation
Homeless man who dug up Seattle park with an excavator has now built a cabin there

His claims of a possible gold mine on site have been met with skepticism.

'He's dreaming up that this is a gold mine, that he's mining for diamonds, and that he is going to find gold and strike it rich,' Suarez said.

“This is a call to action by law enforcement and to Seattle Parks and Recreation to do something. I’ve even offered to pay for his first six months of housing, and he said, ‘That’s great. I’m still going to keep my cabin in the woods,” Suarez said.

 

Daniel Jackson was right!

 

Daniel Jackson was right!

What?

That's why I didn't volunteer for a operation Deep Freeze winter-over at McMurdo Station, Antarctica.

https://www.navy-radio.com/commsta/mcmurdo.htm
Too many Aliens.

This was given to me as a gift from one of the old guys (scientist) from the station. It's a polished stone from some hill they were exploring.

https://exploringtheearth.com/2014/09/14/antarctica-rocks/

 

What?

It's a landing pad for a Goa'uld mothership.

 

It's a landing pad for a Goa'uld mothership.

Those damn things. My magic amulet protects me from them and vampires.

 

Those damn things. My magic amulet protects me from them and vampires.

Maybe ... but your amulet's no match for the zombies they've enslaved ...

 

Maybe ... but your amulet's no match for the zombies they've enslaved ...

For that you need the “Regman Quad-Barrel Dwarfcutter”

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/...ing-competition-mother-loses-claim-rcna140448
Mom loses $820,000 injuries claim after she was pictured tossing a Christmas tree
Kamila Grabska had claimed that a car accident in 2017 left her with “debilitating pain.”


Kids today can't even handle a simple insurance scam. Just ask any soccer player what to do.


Always ask the experts.

 

Send him to NY after time served for crimes in AZ.

 

Incredibly Rare Pink Elephant Calf Seen Playing In South African National Park

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The albino elephant calf appears pink due to a lack of the pigment melanin within the animal's skin cells. “Albinism in African elephants is by far more rare compared to Asian elephants. It is estimated that 1 out of 10,000 births will result in an albino elephant being born” Potgieter told IFLScience.

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Spoiler

https://www.tmz.com/2024/02/28/naked-woman-fight-venice-beach-los-angeles-spiked-clubs/

First rule of fight club…
From the, "You can't Make This Up" corner of the universe. I hope this is fake.

 

The airport walkway from the plane to the terminal is a blast furnace in summer.

 

 

 

A weightlifter ate 39 coins, 37 magnets because he thought ‘zinc helps in bodybuilding’: report
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/weightlifter-ate-39-coins-37-235706637.html

Doctors at a New Delhi hospital removed 39 coins and 37 magnets from a man’s intestine after he swallowed the metals under the assumption that ”zinc helps in bodybuilding.”

X-rays taken before the surgery inside Sir Ganga Ram Hospital show massive metal clots forming in the 26-year-old’s intestines after he spent several weeks ingesting the coins while undergoing treatment for an undisclosed psychiatric condition, the ANI news wire reports.