Fans going down due to hip issues, I feel old.

 

 

Man Shot in Leg During Attempted French Bulldog Theft

That bulldog needed a gun.

 

Quick yoga before robbery: Burglar stretches before allegedly robbing bakery

An alleged burglar is filmed doing yoga stretches before allegedly robbing a Richmond bakery. Police have charged a 44-year-old woman who allegedly broke into Phillippa's Bakery stealing croissants, an iPad, and other items.

 

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/student-persuaded-friend-legs-amputated-071127189.html
A student persuaded by his friend to get his legs amputated for a $1.3 million insurance scam wound up getting only $7,200 that he now has to return: prosecutors

Liao, also 23, suffered losses from trading cryptocurrency, and he tricked Zhang into signing a legal note obligating him to pay about $800,000, investigators said.

The local media outlet Taiwan News reported that Liao told Zhang that gangsters were pursuing him.

 

 

https://www.statesmanjournal.com/st...a-permit-to-milk-one-cow-or-goat/73057590007/

The Oregon Department of Agriculture has reversed a new policy requiring anyone who milks even one cow or goat to obtain a permit from the state.

The move comes two months after four small dairy farmers in Oregon filed a lawsuit in U.S. District Court asking a judge to stop ODA from enforcing the rule against small dairies.

We're from the government...

 

"new energy funeral vehicle"

 

https://www.kptv.com/2024/03/23/panic-mode-womans-water-bill-skyrockets-344000/?tbref=hp
Panic mode’: Woman’s water bill skyrockets to $344,000

 

This place has gone squirrelly.

https://www.koin.com/news/crime/man-climbs-on-vancouver-power-lines-falls-into-fire-truck/
Man climbs on Vancouver power lines, falls into fire truck

 

Harvard University removes human skin binding from book
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"I had kept this piece of human skin taken from the back of a woman," he wrote. "A book about the human soul deserved to have a human covering."

 

https://www.mercurynews.com/2024/03...with-building-secret-homes-at-train-stations/
Ex-Caltrain employee, contractor charged with building secret homes at train stations

A former employee and former contractor for Caltrain have been charged with felonies after the transit agency uncovered a scheme in which they secretly spent taxpayer funds to build themselves small apartments inside two Peninsula train stations, according to authorities and court records.

Joseph Vincent Navarro, 66, formerly of the Bay Area and currently living in Newtown, Pennsylvania, and Seth Andrew Worden, a 61-year-old resident of the San Diego County city Oceanside, have been charged in San Mateo County Superior Court with misusing public funds in connection with the allegations.

 

 

Dang, Missed Again! Final destination.

 

 

Dang, Missed Again!

That's Final Destination stuff.

 

This must be very disappointing for all three of the fans that follow NCAA Women's Basketball.

 

The right to bear weed eaters. A couple of swift kcks to the head would have kept him down.
https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/c...ston/285-4f8327a0-75dc-47da-a4ed-f66e01b73979

 

This must be very disappointing for all three of the fans that follow NCAA Women's Basketball.

Huh? You mean to tell me that women have their own basketball teams too now?

 

Huh? You mean to tell me that women have their own basketball teams too now?

Only until they're all replaced by men.