Swans and humans.

And both refuse to fly away ...

 

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1672209859738243072

 

Why did the chicken...

Oh, never mind.

 

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-65981876
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg agree to hold cage fight


The world really did end in 2012

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ght-billionaire-Mark-Zuckerberg-canceled.html
Don't encourage this match': Elon Musk's mother Maye says fight between billionaire and Mark Zuckerberg 'is canceled'

 

https://www.tmz.com/2023/06/29/elon...sseum-rome-italian-government-dana-white-ufc/
MARK ZUCKERBERG, ELON MUSKITALIAN GOVERNMENT OFFER ...Fight Like True Gladiators ... At The Colosseum!!!

 

https://www.tmz.com/2023/06/29/elon...sseum-rome-italian-government-dana-white-ufc/
MARK ZUCKERBERG, ELON MUSKITALIAN GOVERNMENT OFFER ...Fight Like True Gladiators ... At The Colosseum!!!
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This is so ridiculous that it might actually happen ...

 

Elon's mommy said he can't come out and play...

 

Elon's mommy said he can't come out and play...

Well, he could sneak out the window (to get his private jet instead of a bike) like we did as kids.

 

Yeah, and then he'd get a whupin' from mommy as well...

 

Yeah, and then he'd get a whupin' from mommy as well...

Most of the time it was worth it.

 

Most of the time it was worth it.

Ever remember a time when it wasn't?

 

Ever remember a time when it wasn't?

Sure, when my dad was involved.

 

https://www.kptv.com/2023/06/30/man...ed-cyclists-with-metal-pole-multnomah-county/
Man arrested for attacking naked cyclists with metal pole in Multnomah County

 

OK, I give up... Just what the heck is this thing? Sure doesn't look like any soldering iron I ever used. Seems pretty popular... And once I somehow fell over this thing it keeps popping up everywhere. TEMU is a pretty nasty advertising company.

Like this one...

 

OK, I give up... Just what the heck is this thing? Sure doesn't look like any soldering iron I ever used. Seems pretty popular... And once I somehow fell over this thing it keeps popping up everywhere. TEMU is a pretty nasty advertising company.
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Like this one...
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I dunno, man ... but it's only eleven bucks! ... you gotta get it now! ... it doesn't matter if it's actually useful! .. it's a bargain!

 

 

https://www.mensjournal.com/news/gorilla-videos-toronto-zoo
Toronto Zoo Asks Visitors to Stop Showing Gorillas 'Upsetting' Cell Phone Videos
“We just want the gorillas to be able to be gorillas.”

 

Shocked there are sharks in the water.
https://www.mensjournal.com/news/swimming-banned-nantucket-amid-shark-attacks-seals

Swimming Banned at Nantucket's Great Point After Sharks Violently Attack Seals Just Offshore
In one disturbing video captured by a witness, a shark was seen biting a seal clear in half.